PARA PARA PARA PARADISE~~
hahah. trust me para para paradise can be fucking fun. or rather. FUCKING FUNNY. hahaha. well it was one of those outings where the 4 out of 5 were together.. went to scotts for some dinner b4 the place closes for some residential project. fucking sad man. not tt we go there tt often to miss it... but it somehow our teenage yrs were spent with some memories there.. pasta mania dates with rgs girls and rugger/track n field/judo/badminton/bowling dinner sessions after trgs.. sigh. fuck them for tearing it down man. aniwae.. after dinner we walked to cine with the intention of catching THE ISLAND and maybe a peep of scarlett johansson's boobs.
cine. fucking crowded with punks all ard as usual. POSs. counter was full of popcorns and shitheads queueing up for tickets.. probably catching THE ISLAND too.. cept maybe with different objectives from ours. anw. we ended up not buying any tix cos the timings were too fucked up. as we were disillusioned and getting convinced tt maybe finally the world no longer belongs to the brudders something caught our attention..
*sway left sway right shake head up down left rite to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*
"WAH SONG AH!"
para para dance REMIX.
a crowd had gathered watching this guy dancing on the platform of the dance machine.
if u haven seen one of those machines man u haven seen the world...
there were abt.. lemme count with my pubes.. okay ard 3 macho facho faggots those typical skinny fucking cheebyes hogging the machine. filled with finesse and style, they mesmerised the crowd with their moves. once again.. behold.
*sway left! sway right! shake head up down left rite! to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*
so curiosity sparked off in our ageing hearts as we sat down over some spilt coke and watched in amazement..
HOW CAN ANY MOTHERFUCKER NOT LAFF AT THEM!?!?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK LA SERIOUSLY FUCKING FAGGOTTY LAAAAAA
CHAO CHEEBYE
pardon me for the outburst but u gotta be there to witness the fucking gay moves man..
okay lets change targets..
waiting patiently beside the machine were this bunch of 14-15 yr olds dressed j-pop style. fucking hell. they were cool man. serious. when they finally got their turn..
*take slipper off. dance barefoot. i shake my ass like i dun give a hoot. look like chicken look like duck. i jus hope they dun think i look like fuck*
woohoo.. *applause*
fucking hell.
as tho looking at the ah bengs dance wasnt enuff.
these fucking young punks kanina HOW YOUNG!?
tatoo scorpion on the back, dress like AH MAH and still got baby fats.
put on make up try to look mature, end up dun even look like girl!
fucking cheebye. makes us wonder why their parents werent as strict as ours..
hmm.. then again.. i tink it might not be too bad being in their shoes la..
at least can dance wit no worries~!
*take slipper off. dance barefoot. i shake my ass like i dun give a hoot. look like chicken look like duck. i jus hope they dun think i look like fuck*
okay.. seriously.enuff. i had enuff. we were turned off by the sexy young punks. so much so tt we actuallie were chanting for the ah bengs to come back.
we did. i swear. no joke.
" KIM MOH! KIM MOH! KIM MOH!"
with the set of teeth used for the pictures on the cigarette packs, he smiled at our undying chantings of his exquisite name, and once again took his place on the platform.
*sway left! sway right! shake head up down left rite! to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*
okay.
enuff.
we left.
selegie tao huay we headed for.
on the cab one of the golden quotes up running for quote of the year was born.
" actuallie look at us! we are fucking good catches lor.. i think jus no luck la. fuck."
standard dose of one SIO one LENG and one CHIN CHOW DRINK followed by a piss in the back alley drain and some photos along the wae to city hall before home.
well. i guess its a good outing afterall. no island. no scarlett boobs.
at least we were shown a glipse of paradise. sorry weijia for all tt u missed out.
this is for u!
para para paradise...
LONG LIVE PARA PARA!
*take slipper off. dance barefoot. i shake my ass like i dun give a hoot. look like chicken look like duck. i jus hope they dun think i look like fuck*
*sway left! sway right! shake head up down left rite! to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*
cheers~
cine. fucking crowded with punks all ard as usual. POSs. counter was full of popcorns and shitheads queueing up for tickets.. probably catching THE ISLAND too.. cept maybe with different objectives from ours. anw. we ended up not buying any tix cos the timings were too fucked up. as we were disillusioned and getting convinced tt maybe finally the world no longer belongs to the brudders something caught our attention..
*sway left sway right shake head up down left rite to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*
"WAH SONG AH!"
para para dance REMIX.
a crowd had gathered watching this guy dancing on the platform of the dance machine.
if u haven seen one of those machines man u haven seen the world...
there were abt.. lemme count with my pubes.. okay ard 3 macho facho faggots those typical skinny fucking cheebyes hogging the machine. filled with finesse and style, they mesmerised the crowd with their moves. once again.. behold.
*sway left! sway right! shake head up down left rite! to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*
so curiosity sparked off in our ageing hearts as we sat down over some spilt coke and watched in amazement..
HOW CAN ANY MOTHERFUCKER NOT LAFF AT THEM!?!?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK LA SERIOUSLY FUCKING FAGGOTTY LAAAAAA
CHAO CHEEBYE
pardon me for the outburst but u gotta be there to witness the fucking gay moves man..
okay lets change targets..
waiting patiently beside the machine were this bunch of 14-15 yr olds dressed j-pop style. fucking hell. they were cool man. serious. when they finally got their turn..
*take slipper off. dance barefoot. i shake my ass like i dun give a hoot. look like chicken look like duck. i jus hope they dun think i look like fuck*
woohoo.. *applause*
fucking hell.
as tho looking at the ah bengs dance wasnt enuff.
these fucking young punks kanina HOW YOUNG!?
tatoo scorpion on the back, dress like AH MAH and still got baby fats.
put on make up try to look mature, end up dun even look like girl!
fucking cheebye. makes us wonder why their parents werent as strict as ours..
hmm.. then again.. i tink it might not be too bad being in their shoes la..
at least can dance wit no worries~!
*take slipper off. dance barefoot. i shake my ass like i dun give a hoot. look like chicken look like duck. i jus hope they dun think i look like fuck*
okay.. seriously.enuff. i had enuff. we were turned off by the sexy young punks. so much so tt we actuallie were chanting for the ah bengs to come back.
we did. i swear. no joke.
" KIM MOH! KIM MOH! KIM MOH!"
with the set of teeth used for the pictures on the cigarette packs, he smiled at our undying chantings of his exquisite name, and once again took his place on the platform.
*sway left! sway right! shake head up down left rite! to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*
okay.
enuff.
we left.
selegie tao huay we headed for.
on the cab one of the golden quotes up running for quote of the year was born.
" actuallie look at us! we are fucking good catches lor.. i think jus no luck la. fuck."
standard dose of one SIO one LENG and one CHIN CHOW DRINK followed by a piss in the back alley drain and some photos along the wae to city hall before home.
well. i guess its a good outing afterall. no island. no scarlett boobs.
at least we were shown a glipse of paradise. sorry weijia for all tt u missed out.
this is for u!
para para paradise...
LONG LIVE PARA PARA!
*take slipper off. dance barefoot. i shake my ass like i dun give a hoot. look like chicken look like duck. i jus hope they dun think i look like fuck*
*sway left! sway right! shake head up down left rite! to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*
cheers~
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