testosterone: September 2005

testosterone

trials and tribulations..be there or be square.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

wadefuck!

where the hell is everybody.
eh colin u cock u better start blogging also ah or i will tingle ur balls next time i see u.
speaking of which. haven seen u in a billion years. lets work smtg out.

anyway.
finally got ie6 and msn 7.
so wad if i'm lagging?
yeah baby yeah
and what the fuck is /boobs and way???

Monday, September 26, 2005

well..

i'm back guys.
fucked up exercise. fucking unit was jst forgotten and played around with.
really up my respect for my OC. fucking fantastic guy. he has become my role model man. if i can be like him, any thing is possible.
anyway.
reached home about 4 in the morning today. slept till 9 and did the laundry. now head fucking pain.
sigh.
anyway.
RJ is like that to me too chewwie.
RI... less so.
anyway.

lets go out soon. i'm free from now till thursday.

hunter out.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

yeahh

yheahhh i noe just what u mean man...

we should go back to ri more often..

well anyway i was thinking we bros head down to brewerkz like one weekday afternoon..for some happy hour booze man since its oktoberfest guys..

oktoberfest!!

weijia please come back soon..

jackjack

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

a trip to gryphie's nest


my dear bros.. jasper would noe wad i'm gonna talk bt. haha. man. went back to RI ealier. knocked off early, my OPS WO dropped me off braddell rd and when i walked to e bus stop outside RI.. i hesitated for a moment. e very same gate i walked thru everyday for 4 yrs of my teenage yrs.. couldnt fight it. hah. walked past a few grps of boys. probably uniform grp shit. haha doing footdrills @ e area rite up e stairs.. u noe. outside e ORA office dere.. well before i knew it i was in Mrs Theresa Lai's office. haha.. she recognised me immediately and we talked n talked non stop. (: it took awhile before she got my name but yea.. she knew who i was. haha. i love Mrs Lai man. im talking bt love for a teacher those kinda love my frens. She, to me, is the bestest teacher on earth man. forever giving me encouraging words. well we caught up and talked abit abt e future and all.. everything. she was so nice to put away her work jus to talk to me. and i reallie appreciate tt. ah.. well after some 40 mins plus of talking i left to stop disturbing her n she walked me out, parting with a pat on my shoulders.. so fairytale. time reallie flies man. ha. went upstairs looked ard. bumped into Desmond Tan n the first thing he said was " u're smthg KUAN rite? haha. remember u as the damn whacky emcee for ur grad nite." haha. we talked a lil. he was busy. then saw Tan Puay Hock coaching a student one to one. such is e love of RI tchrs. din disturb him. went into the staff room tried calling Ho Wai Ling but guess she went home alr. so i walked towards the gate behind e sch hall.. walked past e students. boys trg for rugby..softball..NCC..Badminton.. so happy in their own world. nolstagia struck. if i were to lose my memories ever the last thing i wanna lose in my head are e days spent in RI. man.. guys. think i've said this before.. but im gonna say it again. e best place to visit, jus to find urself again whenever u're lost somehow due to external factors.. is back home. back to e nest. back where we all belong.

-chewbacca-

Saturday, September 10, 2005

nabueh cheebye
what the fuck happened to our blog? how come must scroll down long long then can see?
or is it only my comp like that.
anyway.
bye guys.
i'm off to thailand tonight.
see u all when i get back.

Friday, September 09, 2005

SHIOK AH

wah lao eh guys. shiok ah. HB n wanker mus be at chinablack now. haha. well i had my own 5 mins of clubbing earlier. it was good enuff la. woohoo. ask jasper la. hahah.. shiok la. who needs chinablack man! hahahahah..
cheebye. weijia where are u!? oh well.. im gonna play some xbox now. see u guys at AHM.
-chewbacca-

Sunday, September 04, 2005

Kocksters' K-lunch @ K-box

and now, its my duty to dish out the day's activities once again after an admin lapse of a few weeks. hows everyone doing? a very good friend to our gang, ms ho huayu jioed us to ktv today and boy did we have fun with her. as usual, the fun and laughter were nv missing, the great personalities of all of us mixing, and uniting as one into the rafflesian spirit. ok la shut the hell up zosters just show us the pics and words. OK.







fucking chio lo. all of us just open mouth and stare, nv sing. or sing... but in vain.






the usual gay shit. what else.





the K-astastic Four!




2 become 1. Chew and zosters. yeowkuan and jasper.







classic case of the ugly guys getting all the girls now... sigh... are we that bad and losers? NO WE ARE NOT! WE ARE HOW ELIGIBLE! (is that how u spell.. cannot remember) but the only ting we lack... is... LUCK? hahaahahha





Some fucking funny amk signs to laugh your balls off guys... of course the jiaokias in all of us just simply cannot resist such crap.




dun buy so wasted! chio bu and yandao!






that is all i have... got more but i tired and these are better ones. oh today we saw swee swee too weijia after u left.... sorry... it was a glimpse... a passing glance... and u made the wrong move to play pool with ur friend.

anw back to today. huayu as usual was a great sport and provided for much of the laughs. perhaps one day we can QIE her hualahuala gang. apparently there's another "the thing" in her group that can rival chewbacca, looks interesting... Our thing has gotten burn again so this time he is salvaging some pride by being anal and jiao. anw once more, ms ho left us all with some good words all of us might find useful next time.

Ms Ho:"you crave what u cannot attain, but disrespect what you cannot escape."

wanna be like her? go to uk. haha... thanks huayu for the company, too bad hb and wanker. we were so near sabri's house anw. OOPS.

Saturday, September 03, 2005

england vs wales

cant wait for 2012 when GB sends out a team..fucking stupid right, same queen but so much rivalry..

anyway good to hear that u had a good date out yesterday..but i think we're all still waiting for our first ride from you man bro...

and who the fuck are the hobbits??

jackjack

hello bros.

last night was a friday night.
i got to use the car!
i went to pick charissa up
and we roamed near and far.

we went to holland village first
and met up with all the guys
she had malibu with coke
while they had erdinger weiss. (me? i only had plain water)

=ah yes. met david too! fantastic he recognizes me. haha FANTASTIC! that's what i call greatly friendly service.=

i wanted to have ice cream,
but parlours dint have space.
she wanted to go to sentosa,
so we went to that place.

a short stroll round the beaches,
a bar called the coastes
we reminisce about the past,
i think i'll stick with prose.

ah yes. nway. after that went to chomps for supper.. haha very nice sting ray.
and we went down to orhard towers. where along the way i beat a red light and almost got into an accident. fucking balls fucking shrink... haha i think she prob like, lost all faith in my driving skills haha

orchard towers was the same. you can smell the money and the sex and the silicone from miles away.. haha. very heady place.

and sent her home.

man. but i haven't enjoyed myself so much.. ever.
the feeling of being spontaneous like, wanna go? yeah lets go! YEAH LETS GO! the freedom that comes with driving i guess. fantastic company of course. several years in england has changed her into a babelicious sophisticated woman of the 21st century. when i'm with her, i wanna be polished too.
no more singlish carlsberg singlet spitting swearing feet on chair play with handphone listen techno weijia. but. if i'm not that. what am i? good question. i dunnno. fuck i'm sad. is that all i am? i have a sneaky suspicion that is so.

well. not a problem anyway. she'll be leaving soon. and i don think i'll be seeing her around much, seeing as how she's gonna stay there and practice. :| :\ :(