dead or alive.

been seeing sijie more and more at upper bukit timah road, first at al-azhar and 2nd at al-ameen. nv fails to amuse me when i see him, those thin slit eyes, fucking tons of white hair and his innocent-like smile. haha. i guess u guys will know what i mean. anw, huayu and jo met at nottingham and uk and apparently have become friends haha. my god, how small can this world get. they just stopped and look and each other and gave the u look familiar look and tada. haha. jo's coming back soon. maybe 15dec, so maybe life can only be happier but i dunno. from now till then its realy work and work, even on weekends. wish me luck k? with work and maybe with her. i dunno. as usual.

xoxo,
jaspy

anw, we 5 should be doing some outdoor/sportsy shit together. it's pissing hb n me off. no more just yk in his rugby, colin in his weights at home, wj in his hunting, hb in his allrounding eactivities and me in my tennis/hockey/floorball.

we will be organising trips to night cycling YES!. how exciting! also maybe fishing! ahhh!! catch fish! so no excuses. colin can rollerblade, or skateskoot no problem. but the point is just to have more fun apart from boozing/towning/sexing which we all already do together! ok babies?

REPLY ME!

REPLY ME! after you read this. pick up your mobile phones now. give me a call or a message.

Tomorrow, 271105, SITEX 2005, EXPO.
1000hrs

been tasked by my aunt to go scout out a lap top for my uncle.
you all know how much i hate crowded places but... bo bian. early in the morning kanna this royal edict.
but ok lah. i will take this opportunity go and sign up for broad band. (finally!)
singtel or starhub better??
SOMEBODY PLEASE ADVICE.

SO.
Tomorrow, 271105, SITEX 2005, EXPO.
1000hrs

Please let me know if you can or not. if you cannot i will go and jio other ppl liao.
you know my number.

invitations limited to members of the famous fives and the females of the species* only.
*homo sapien

woohoo

found some fresh fish on the market for sale..as i was getting back home, walking past the famed CB opp the far far east to the bus stop for my bus, i met a certain ye4kai3 and wenyi, both accomplished waterballers partying their nights away..

according to the more sober one, the boys were out at a certain westside navypants/skirts jc's end of yr party and had hooked up several babes, much akin like catfish in the sea. ahh, one of them happened to be the creeper's spouse, a certain slave to the oval ball in the army..apparently he's one of the first to jump at the freeflow of fresh meat..wow, the creeper must be pretty liberal eh, i wouldn't have been caught dead even at a party alone..much less frying fish and smoking joints.. totally admire how they can work things out despite being different breeds.. haha i know harry u must be reading this..dun get caught..

so well, happy that things turned out orite, i hopped on the twilight sledge all the way to the northern tip where it's a totally different world for some R&R..hope the creeper's see the light soon thru the thick foliage the slave has planted..haha

Disclaimer: All characters are entirely fictitious (haha!) and no parts may be reproduced without prior permission from the author.

anyway, nice job hunter!

LOOK

smaller pictures.
not bad huh. after jack2 taught me how to use mspaint to resize the pictures... well. there u go.

not bad lah hor. hurhhurhhurh. but i think still got room for improvement but i jst cant place my finger on it. anyway why is zosters a totebag wannabe? why does he want to be totebag? hmmmmmm. *rubs chin*
i wouldnt mind being a totebag for a day. the totebag of a babe. at least i'll be kept close to her heart... ;)

speaking of which. saw a damn nice bag at.. taka yesterday. but it costs a whooping $450. i sell backside sell 5 times also not enough.
got a small pimple at my left ear. the place where my lobe joins my head. fucking pain.

aiya nothing much to say. i wish i dint declare war against russia.

brudder nite out

hunter and i trawled orchard road for some good food and good places to chill..
we chanced upon some good pub open at the balcony, complete with jacuzzi and hot babes to go. 1for1 drinks from 3pm to 9pm woohoo some strong jim beam white with coke to go.

dinner was fab, at some sushi tei, he's got the ken don, and i've got the sashimi salad, washed down with green tea and ice water..and it was to KK where we picked up his polo, and i got off to my run from home to the hunter's at nee soon camp.....hurhur...

supper at chongpang was killer, prata was good but drinks...nono!

haha..had some good times man bro, it was fun. the sembawang boys gottit this time. hurhur..

anyway,

i'm thinking of holding a steamboat dinner sometime during XMAS, all are welcome, please RSVP and make urfuckingself free... hunter will have his place open during XMAS as well..since his parents will be outta town (WOOHOO!) yup, will be boozing, mahjonging and steamboating plus xmas presents xchanging..and u guys can bring ur babes, the more the merrier. no guys allowed outside the circle of 5.

please RSVP on the blog. dates are as follows, 24th, 25th 26th, 27th 28th, 29th, 30th evenings. take ur pick people.

PEACE OUT!
JACK.

hunter

aiya... i sat got briefing lah. doing the stanchart run shit.
as a sector ic. what to do. need to widen my social circle mah.
so i don think i can cheong the whole night.. cos after that i still got aikido...
so maybe we can do smtg else instead?

den at night my fren finish exam... we all going to eat. so. tts why sat night cannot.

finally got the almost latest andy mcnab book. deep black.
cant wait for the paperback copy of aggressor.

KNN today suppose to go out with moira. jst for movie and a meal. but kanna wanker's wife go and jio her then she jst pang seh me like that. what is this man. cannot lah... so now i stay home lor. read my new book and play my new game.

wah lau zosters u cannot take joke wan lor. abit abit talk about respect respect respect. wadeva lah.

nway lunch now. bye.

cycling at night

so far, hunter's not able to make it.

colin, yk, jasper and i should be able to.

this friday.

peace out!

Eh.

night cycling trip

hey guys,

zosters and i have been planning for long, this friday OR saturday NIGHT. the WHOLE NIGHT. cycling trip around singapore, feasting on good supper food.

rent bikes from ECP or bishan park (preferably). cost will be from $15 tp $20 im not sure.

please reply on this blog to confirm. esp weijia.

love lots,
jackjack.

a love note to the beloved brudders5.

well. it's been some time. i'm busy. and so are u. not to worry. i still keep all of u deep.deep in my heart that is. the brudders5.the famous5. whatever they want to call us5.the bonds of time. of green, black and white.though sometimes things will change,and plans will fail. but you guys know...somethings will never change.true budderhood will always remain.i love you guys. must meet soon.-author J

maturity

sometimes some things happen , and you see red. or at least i see red.
pissed off. not jst the run of the mill pissed off but the really neck swelling vein throbbing pissed off.

you wanna say things to hurt. you wanna ignore the person. you wanna make the person come begging for forgiveness.

then you think again. or maybe i think again. and. somethings ARE better left unsaid, some things are better left undone..
friendships are more than a few harsh words, a few insensitive gestures. what will we be if we keep thinking about how people are gonna react to our actions? a master chess player probably but tts besides the point. as always. i'm always besides the point huh.

well. i'm jst proud that i thought all that before jst shooting back off the tip of my tongue. have i become wiser? maybe. am i more mature? maybe. am i growing up? i should think so. i'm reasonably happy with that fact..

well. went out for dinner today with jinling, a fren i met online. what's amazing is the number of people i bumped into. Mr ron, followed by Sylvia (whom i haven seen in ages! {3years? more} what a fantastic suprise. somewhere in my heart there's still a soft spot for that girl ahha but you'll never get me to admit that.). after that... francis! great to see him. even though its only been a few months since i last saw him. with two FANTASTIC ladies in tow. lucky bastard. then! met my cousin. with his gf haha... so nice to meet him haha its been ages.

Blood really is thicker than water.

eh.. what else. ah yeah. why is everyone smoking nowadays. social smoker smoke my cock lah chao chee bye. cannot socialize by sitting there meh? dongliang compared smoking to drinking jst now. but firstly. do u drink as much as u smoke? no. does drinking contain as many harmful substances as smoking? no. most importantly, does drinking harm those around you??? no. fucking negative fucking externalities lor. i did learn some fucking thing from econs ok.
chewwie, i'm really glad ur cutting down. i'm behind u all the way ( and 6inch inside as well HAHA just joking) i only hope u can STAY cigarette free.

eh..... what else to blog. eh..... i duno leh.

OH YES!
eh jack jack... remember last time in rj.. i always say dawn damn chio. yeah and i always say the other dawn damn cute. ty would know. that bugger even got me her hp no. from minli. but i never call her. please i not that stalker. not everyone nice like val like that.

nvm thats another story for another day. nway realised she ur is your bor's gd fren lehhh. now what do u make of that?
and aimei is dawn's gd fren. who is, incidentally, damn cute as well.

look! i even took a picture with her during our prom.

So very pretty.

but. as what my fren said at my behest to intro his colleagues to me... he wouldn want his frens to get ruined. wonder what that says about me. some words come to mind. words like FUCKED for example. and UP.

HUNTER.
OUT.

10/11

HAPPY BELATED 20TH BIRTHDAY SERENA NG!!!

and all whom i've missed...haven't been keeping track of dates..nor days...ciaaaoo!
P.S. i didn't forget sarina's i just didnt realise the date till today.

nice work hunter

good job done there. looking forward to more things ahead on our blog/personaladvert
hahahahahhaha...

well well. here i am. 12midnite. serena's birthday just passed yesterday 10/11 i THINK..hahaha not sure which one...hmm anyway wish her if u guys see her ya...

1 match tmr, and another on sunday, with my referee's course in between on sunday morning. no time to meet up guys, what with the CAs and all. and really tired after all that driving. shall cancel this week's lessons. argh.

okay, will be free maybe for dinner/supper after 7plus like that, gotta be back by 11pm. that's a must. no footie matches man, i'll be way too tired.

love ya all and take care,
jackjack

i need smaller pictures
i think its quite ugly now... but if u all fine with it i'm fine too. i got no software to edit the pictures..

profiles

Full time wrestler, with an exquisite taste for childhood toys, excellent business acumen, part time infantry officer
Full time auntie killer, martial arts exponent with boyish charms and a natural tan, part time engineer officer
Full time photowhore, dazzling good looks, tote bag wannabe and part time logistics officer
Full time amanda devotee, true blue pool hustler and part time medical student

Full time body builder/dietician, aspiring model and part time medical student.

in alphabetical order, been wanting to put this up on the side bar for a long time but dunno how to, expert bloggers like xiaxue, mr brown, mr miyagi and gryphon03 and hunter, please advise.

hunter to the world

hey i object mannn.
how come i always get villainified?
paedophilic, horny auntie killer that rejoice at getting blowjobs from uncles.
oh WOE IS ME!

anyway. to miss queen. i sincerely apologize for being dao on saturday. (was not!)
and don believe zosters. i am the most decent looking guy of the 5. and please ignore that previous post too. you can intro ur minions slaves friends to me. i really will treat them quite decently.

anyway they're safe.
1. they're no under the age of 16.
2. they're not over the age of 40
3. they're not giving me blow jobs
4. they're not uncles giving me blowjobs.

so see? perfectly safe.

nway. cut hair yesterday. at the camp barber.
i like it! and been getting good reviews about it. so maybe it really is nice. suprising results when i was expecting shit. well. you guys will see it soon enough

nway that was nice. stop laughing at my topless 5. i like vanilla wad.

hunter out.

joke of yesterday:

zosters: hey hunter, u look good, should dress more like this and less of your thailand tshirts.

hunter: but this one is crispy leh

zosters and jackjack with a 'huh' look on their faces

jackjack: similan is crispy'?

hunter(with a matteroffact face): that means not original lah.

and bursts out with laughter.

joke 2 of yesterday:

hunter: eh, so how, ask ur babe to intro some lamcing frens leh

jackjack: she scared for her frens liao, after what u blogged.

zosters: eh eh, den me leh?? she thinks im the most decent brudder right?????
*excited look*

jackjack thinks about it, den: hmm..(rubs chin)...................no, i dun think so.

zosters: WHY NOT?! IM THE MOST DECENT BRUDDER RIGHT?!!?
*shocked*

jackjack: well u noe the story...

hunter claps his hands in delight as if a kind uncle has offered him a blowjob, and giggles: hee hee hee!

no more rule of 4 or whatever fuck nonsense.

hi babies, here is the much awaited post and pics. love u all tons. i love u colin because u r a wanker. i love u hanboon because u are a jiaokia. i love u yk because u r a shitspouting laughing at ppl raffles rugger. i love u weijia because u r a hunter. enjoy brothers. cheers.



guess who!

like smell something smelly kind of face.



THE HUNTER!










THE WANKER!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>













the 2 best players among the 5. the rest can fuck off. haha just kidding ok!

THE OFFICER & THE DOCTOR





wanker admiring a nice shot from the hunter.











jude ah! top ah! ho ah! check out wanker's triceps and arms.







yk giving his pony face. baha looking like sec2 again and my gay shit as usual.










hunter on the prowl... the young and middle aged beware. singaporean who looks like a thai worker.







WTF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>












check out how happy we are... weijia orgas..







fucking funny la! warrant chew yeow kuan and his pool pace stick. look at hunter's humji bin.


HAHAHAAAHAAHAA!







The famous five.












Now and forever, together happily ever after.

chewbacca VS doraemon

ahem. tts my precious baby..

haha GP/big time doctor in gleneagles/nurse fucking asshole in SGH u guys jus dun forget to gimme discount for viagra if i need la. haah.

well.. i havent got any pics of me n my baby but here are some pics relevant to my prev post.. enjoy fuckers.








FUCKING DORAEMON. haha. okay. cya guys in 20 mins. YAY!!! WE R GOING OUT!!!

PEACE OUT MOTHERFUCKERS.

-chewbacca-

fuck lah

want to make me jealous only right. i punch ur cock ah.

more importantly, put all the pics of ur baby's babies. otherwise the other 3 of us v sian diao u noe or not. she lamcing queen sure got alot of lamcing kaki very flexible can do funny position wan right or not? inthrow lah......

anyway. i also working on it lah. maybe got good news for u all. but i also not optimistic so. hurh hurh hurh. see how.

knn 5 minutes only he says. very fast wan he says. vacuum my car he says. so i did. 5 minutes my flying fuck. hot like hell. but ok lah. feel quite goood lah. contributing. even if its in a tiny way.

u want my baby? i see got or not.
nope. don have.

ok lah my all time top 10. but she got bf liao. fuck better don put the pic here. later kanna seh by her bf. aiya fuck it lah. its a compliment wad. she is DAMMMNNN FINE.

how abt this one? jackjack peace out.

happy now??

by the way..in no order of preference...

yeah! 

frankly speaking, i dun see what's wrong with a gp u noe..alot of GPs are great doctors..and the real challenge lies in how good a GP u are... of course i would wanna specialise, but that's another issue altogether.

okay well guys, since u wanna see photos of me and my babies..why not..

Dont Be Sorry, Chewbacca

If chewbacca has to apologise for his absence, I guess wanker here gotto get down on my knees and kowtow to the brothers for forgiveness already. Yeah so its been a really long time. How about giving brother JackJack some support this Saturday for the Subaru Team Challenge? Urge him on and give him moral support. Most of all, piss and scare the shit out of the other contestants like how chewbacca scared the shit out of the HCJC pitcher back in the RJ days. I still remember your hideous WWF shirt and short rugger pants you wore for the special occasion man,

Yeah so the fucking exams are here and Im really trying to get through it with more than a passing grade. You see, getting through medical school is one thing, life after that is another. I dont want to be a GP having sloughed through 6 years of hell. I have high ambitions and I want to be among the best in my trade. I guess I am not blessed with sky high IQ so i guess sheer hardwork is the only way. Not that I have been attentive during lectures but here I really am trying to make up for it. But progress been poor man.. my brain just cannot seem to absorb the information as well as my other classmates do. Oh well, maybe Im destined to be a GP at a polyclinic next time.

Oh yeah SHOPPING!
I did something outrageously stupid last weekend. In a spur of the moment impulse I think i busted my budget for the next few months. 5 formal pants for my clinical years all at once. Felt good at that time, felt like a spendthrift dick after that. Well, pray i dont grow fat before or during my clinical years or else its money wasted and more money spent.

Ah fuck man.. went to my condo gym at 7a.m. psyched up for a run. Saw this fucking sloppy and frail aunty crawling on my favourite eliptical cardio machine. Ceebai, so turned off by that sight i went back without working out. Now my energys gone and its time to hit the books again.

So long my brothers.

Love,
Wanker

p/s: jackjack and chewbacca post some pictures of your babies for us to see leh

apologies for absence on blog..

hello all my bros.. been awhile since i've updated on this blog. haha well.. been rather busy lately..

bros. WE NEED TO MEET UP LA. fucking long nvr see each other together!!! i've onlie been seeing HUNTER regularly.. HB n WANKER got to study.. ZOSTERS alwaes doing DO or burning weekends at range.. either tt or "ATTEND B" status.. haha. fuck man. WHEN WILL UR EXAMS END?????

anw.. zouk is not a good idea la. wad we need now is a get together.. talking cock. an activity with more time n space for us to catch up.. or jus laff our ass awae.. maybe watch soccer n swear at fucking chelsea would be a gd idea? haha. weekend la. china square/boat quay/brewerkz/anifuckingwhere! haha. guys remember i haf the caterbury VIP card which can get us 10% off? tt'll be good! fuck man. if cant spend too much time cos of exams.. i think a simple dinner/lunch in town on a saturday would be e best alternative? suggestions bros?

next. i shall update on wad i bought recently. haha. havent been shopping in a LONG LONG WHILE.. but recently jus bought a few items to pamper myself. haha.

1)ASICS sneakers
2)tee shirt from tangs
3)PUMA jacket

FUCK man bros.. the ASICs one.. bought 2/3 weeks ago? cheap cheap la cos tt ASICs boutique was closing down and it was 40% off i think. sweet deal. u guys sure say fucking gay la. haha.. damm colourful.. when all e exams over i wear out show show. haha. all CKtang's fault la.. GTT also. psycho me to buy. but i like it anws. haha.

den the tee shirt. jus bought today.. from CKTANGS. haha. bad pun. anw. its an even sweeter deal man. knew i had to buy it the moment i saw e design.. den after i tried it on.. MUS BUY. haha. fuck man.. its been a long time since i saw things i wanted to buy once i see em.

LASTLY BROS.. the PUMA JACKET.
IT IS FUCKING NICE.MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING NICE!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha.. at least to me la. shit man i LOVED IT WHEN I SAW IT. IT IS MADNESS. haf seen many adidas jackets in e past but all soso to me.. veh common. then when i saw e EVERLAST/AGNES B combination production last yr i told myself i had to buy it but last time damm ex den kinda short of cash.. haha. den it disappeared from the boutique totally.. after tt been seeing stuff from adidas..nike..puma.. all nice la.. but not nice till "FUCKING HELL THIS IS DAMM FUCKING NICE!!!" those kind.. aiya fuck la. u guys get wad i mean. anw. ya i bought it. after going back n forth to e shop 3 times in 2 days.. haha. HAPPY LIKE BIRD SIA.

one last thing i really wanna get is a new HP. my fucking nokia 6610 is a piece of dying fuck i carry ard everyday la. keypad makes noises like no one's business. haha okay bros.. shall stop talking abt buying stuff. fucking like a teenage girl on a shopping spree..
but before i leave this for e next hunter/zoster/wanker/jacker to blog..
i jus want to make it an official announcement.
not like u guys dunno yet la.

chewbacca is attached. n reallie happy abt it. :)

haha..
ok.

next post bros..