testosterone: December 2005

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trials and tribulations..be there or be square.

Saturday, December 31, 2005

xmas/new year party

hey bros,
thanks all for the outstanding enthusiasm in the dinner..smashing success..hahha..
anyway, thanks go to wanker for the rice, steamboat stuff and bread pudding and chicken..

and all for bringing girls..including "HB" hehehe..

anyway we were FUCKING STUPID not to have taken any PHOTOS guys..

anyway zosters and chewbacca are konked out outside on the sofas now...and hunter is currently hunting down some manga anime on the couch outside..looks like its gonna be a cold night...

peace out
jack

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Skew me Sir... I donch unlerstand

Sir,

fall in so early ah... but got nothing to do leh... huh?
ok sir sorry sir not questioning you sir sorry sorry sir

sir sir then what is ssh? i never make any noise sir why u shh me??
ok sir sorry sir don look at me like that very scary leh sir.

sir sir so what we eating? steamboat or bbq?

wah sir u bringing ur baby ah? chio or not? i want to see lehhhh
me? i donch have leh.. all chapalang wan...those met at pubs...near my house, the neighbourhood, pri/sec/jc friends... hahaha don dare bring lah sir later u think i the not 3 not 4 kind how.. i am very the ploper wan ok sir...

aiya all those i want to xian wan they too smart never kanna bluff by me.. they not coming lah. but ok lah sir i will bring my frens. i bring two somemore. too bad me and them only friends hor. both not bad wan lah sir donch worry.
eh sir u worry wad? u got baby liao leh HAHA or u want to exchange? HAHAHA
ok sir sorry sir sorry sir
permission to carry on SIR!

RO for Friday 301205

1000h - Fall in at hunter's pad

1005h - Preps.

1200 - lunch

1400 - SSH. will brief.

1800 - fetch your babies

1900 - dinner proper

i have thot thru it with my baby..and i think the steamboat won't be able to accomodate everybody. what happens is probably preparations of food, therefore the early fall-in, by ourselves, bought or catered, and sit around the table and have a good meal with good wine/beer. dessert of course.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

an ode to all the five.

hello brudders,

how have all of you been? before i go on...i must say i have been really caught up, like seriously, my LRI, reacting to my unit's POI and prepping for ATEC now. hence, i've been bunking in camp, not coming out.. any going out during weekdays are also with campmates, esp my 2 specs. really apologise, but really cannot help it... sometimes too tired to even lay a foot outside. got one fucking big hill to climb also if i go out and come back. somemore far from my place. hows everyone doing?

well this is what i can gather and feel instinctively...kuku: busy with his girl, taking occasional offs, doing weights, meeting up with ruggers over the festive period, calling some brothers occasionally to talk cock...hunter: busy with some chiapalang girls, those met at pubs...near his house, the neighbourhood, pri/sec/jc friends, trying his best to organise the get together bbq/steamboat whatever, doing occasional weights and playing some games and guitar. wanker: wanking as usual, being in the dazed/occasional in his own world/melancholic/jiao moods. meeting up with sabri(hopefully i hear that u two are getting jiggy with it again), studying aimlessly, occasional jogging/mini dumbbells/pushups, looking gaunt and emaciated from sec sch bowling days, buying ubercool/funkay tees from far east, styling/cutting his hair at expensive hairdressers...baha: hanging out with amanda, finding different things to do, exploring different nooks/crannies to go/makan...eating tauhuay(but unlikely since i not around). hanging out with uni friends, studying(a bit maybe?), a bit of exercises.. perhaps a lil soccer with botak gang...

30th sounds so good. jo n me can make it. can't wait.. hey i nv said i din want to or couldn't help. u guys just need to ask... u know hb and me always most garang one. just delegate a task u know like orders GnT grouping and tasks, and i will meet the timings/phases, everything swee swee bao give u all execute buay zao jui one. conducting weijia pls disseminate AI or GI soon. safety will be most unsafe person of us all, kukukuan, supervising will be weijia's parents, that daypls check cat status plus vehicle requirements to fetch ur babies. expected enemy size is manageable by our combined fire power so no extra firesupport or reinforcements are required. weijia and wanker secure the objective by noon while baha and me will linkup with additional ammo later on while kuku will be tasked as blockforce to prevent enemy penetration into main axis springside. friendly forces will do a long range authentication before a short range then lastly a proper linkup after all clear. current vehicle support consists only of blue volkswagon rover, taxi humvee n maybe wanker's command jeep. nothing further out.

jaspy.

Monday, December 26, 2005

dinner

alrighty guys.. hunter here.

lesse.
27th cannot. amanda cant make it
28th i can.
29th cannot. i gotta go pick up my parents they back from shanghai
30th i can. and i've already got 2 girls... sorry if tts too much but they package deal wan *shrugs*

i've already got drinks and snacks at my place. 36 packs of packet drink and cock and cranberry for mixers if tts what u all want. lotsa snacks should be enough.
let me know what i can do... drive u all to the supermarket or smtg ba.

nway the balcony girl no more le ba.. don ask me why. i must have failed smtg along the way. haha.. nway got work to do. glad to see ppl posting again. byebye

Sunday, December 25, 2005

SO HOW

hey guys.. cannot liddat la.. onlie my baby going how awkward issit gonna be for her? wah lao can we all get together and all get our girls down on the same fucking day?! its getting out of hand. im sure its not tt hard to get them free rite.. pls pls some fucking input this is pissing me off..
jasper hope u're done soon with ur ATEC!? fucking long nvr see u la cheebye.
weijia u cock hows tt girl u went to balcony with?
colin U FUCK LETS MEET UP.
HB hows the tequila going...
fuck la im going crazy..
how long nvr post already?
hah.
guys lets organise properly.
im free on 28th also la FUCK MOS its almost impossible to get in la i think.
ah well.. lets keep in touch. fast.

BY THE WAY...

MERRY XMAS ONE AND ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-chewbacca-

Friday, December 23, 2005

oh no peeps..

hi there,
counting down to the new year...what do we have??

i have bad news for u guys..amanda can't make it on the 27th..so it looks like only yk is bringing his girl...im not sure about wanker though, i havent heard from him..

alternative plan is..we have it on 27th..usual plan just the 5 of us lor...

28th yk is out..at mos..so well..sigh i really dunno what to do...if any of u are free and CARE TO HELp..please...call me...

jackjack

peace out.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Why no one blog wan.

why ah why ah why ah.
tell me lehhhh
why no one blog wan.
no one even bother to leave comments on the tag board.

nway..
spent the day with chalene yesterday... and the night with my jc classmates.
rented my BOY comics! man its fucking funny and he is SO cool.
at sports link the xing tian di, or tenchi is seriously a comic lover's haven. and i'm now a member! haha... its a fantastic place lah. i think thousands of comics... can rent animes home to watch... got lan gaming.. got nice place to sit down and read comic.....

went to eat the sumo house with her too. nothing fantastic but what can u expect from the cheapest jap food in singapore? they say wan, not i say wan.
after that went over to the mizuno warehouse sale... got a running top. for $3 only. hurh hurh huhr. and met her fren too. liqin is that right? funny person leh she damn farnni.
FUCK lah bang the lamppost yesterday. doing 3 point turn den never look in the rear view mirror. scared bang kerb so look at the right wing mirror. sigh. but now i see the car damn up sia. must've been quite a bang but only slight dent. steady or not.

after that... went to xinmin sec there for her pre trng meal. and got her sis's no. haha not as if i'll use it. and yeahhh met yj after wad, 5 years. fucking fantastic. she is stilll as pretty. that is erally gu dian mei. she don smile much, but i still remember her smile. she's smaller than i remember. nvm. well. maybe our frenship can start again. see how ba.

parked at kk, went to town. i hate taxi uncles. really hate them. some of them lah anyway. ask him go by rgs then claymore he go by rgs den tanglin. on purpose wan somemore that motherfucker. give up. should have drove there. leslie(!!), huimin(!) all made for fantastic company. oh moira and jianqun was there too. fish and co, den dfs shopping... den jst me and leslie. some quality time, jst the two of us. he's a good fren. a treasured fren.

den watched diehard last night. bruce willis is soo cool.

sigh nway now gtg pack for aikido. don wanna go leh but.. bo bian. sigh. fucknig sian.

maybe i'lll go cafe iguana tonight.


if i could turn back all the hands of time
it would get better if you'd still be mine
cos all i know since you and i not have (huh?)
its how i feel so we should do it again

Thursday, December 15, 2005

CANNOT

Please ignore the following statement.
hunter's pad is not available because he will be going out with a hot babe on 26th.
Please ignore the previous statement.

anyway my house cannot. because my aunt's house warming so i have to go. so u all cannot use my house. perhaps someone else's place? i can join later. and...

limpeh got no spouse.
i think the first date was also the last date HAHA
ok lah. strangely, i'm happier like that.
no more ambiguity. i like it when things are clear cut. black and white.
but of course, without ambiguity, there is no hope.
now. which would you rather. hope or certainty? i dunno.
i think i'm the pragmatic sort. so i think i'd tend to certainty.
oh well. pointless shit anyway.

anyway. i'm a swinging single again. no single entity to focus my energy on so too much energy. time to utilize my new running shoes!~ wheee!
ok enough enough enough. bye.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

boxing day

hey guys,

steamboat party on boxing day, feel free to bring your spouses

venue: hunter's pad.
date: 26th dec. boxing day.

cost: prolly $20 per person? pay for ur spouse.

jack will bring the steamboat pot and all will make your selves free on the morning and afternoon cos we shall go grocery shopping.

chew can u make it? please get back.

JUNE 2006. after u guys ORD. this is more than half a year in advance. so u guys better reply.

early june. dates to be confirmed. but btwn 5th to 15th june like that. 4 days. in bangkok. what say you guys. free tickets. gotta book soon.

please reply.

peace out.

Monday, December 12, 2005

It's not how long you know me.
It's how deep i know you.

-HunTerrrrrrrr

Look on the Floor.

No one wants to blog. computer spoil lah never go online lah gf pregnant lah cock got fungus lah. wadeva. nothing to do so i blog some lyrics.
nice song.
i like the chorus. it sounds better than it looks.

-HunTerrrrrrrrr

Look On The Floor - Bananarama

It's close to midnight
And I'm leavin' now
I'm getting in my car
I'm headin' out

And I can't slow down
Cos I don't know how

You got my number
So we'll be fine
So go and use it
Just don't waste my time

Cos you're on my mind
And you know I'm right

[Bridge] You take me over
Stay with me and
We'll fade away

[Chorus] Look on the floor
And all are spinnin' round
Someone told me this was just a dance
And take a chance
And I'll give you more
Do you really think
We have a chance

Devils in your eyes
And he's lookin' at me
I know what you want
And you know what I need

Come and show me how
How do you get down

Saturday, December 10, 2005

The Balcony

what a fantastic day. i gotta say.
woke up..
went for lunch with Ron and Jourdan at Suntec. pretty nice porridge buffet. too bad no free flow of drinks. but everything else was good, including the company.
BENtley is working at NUM at citylink. nice to meet a familiar face. he's a real man, a real fren.

nway. back home.. slept.
chatted with yk on the phone and the best suprise in the world.
an invitation from HER to go out.
and my heart went pitty patty again.
well so went out i did.
to the balcony.
she was real pretty. to ME anyway.
and real nice too.
but well. there was a certain smtg lacking. chemistry? intimacy? i dunno
she's jst such a super nice person i dunno to feel special or not. she's that nice to everyone else.
she stopped being a goddess in my mind, to being a normal human being.
out of 10 i guess this night out scores a 6?
of course the fact that she asked me to go out is already fantastic in itself..
but i jst wish there's smtg more substantial.
the last part was especially average i guess.
now if there was a SIGN. that i'm doing things right. now. this date would have been an 8. and if the next date was fixed. this date'd have been perfect hahaha.
but oh well. we'll see how things turn out.

but i think she's.... what i've been searching for. serious. i can picture myself with her 5 years from now. 10 years maybe. beyond that.. i cant even picture myself.
well. we'll see how things turn out.
i'm expecting the worst. but secretly hoping for the best.
hunter out.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

JUNE TRIP!!

hey peeps.

next june. holidays. free tickets. yes that's right. u heard me.

anywhere. bangkok, langkawi, penang, kinabalu, macau, cambodia, bali, u name it.

just needa pay taxes. that's right.

but we gotta settle it by this week before the tickets all go into soup.

airasia.com

PLEASE CONTACT.

jack.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

hey brudders,

sunday is off. sorry wanker. i know u were looking forward to this.

think the rest of the brothers can't make it.

another day in the week den.

i guess its SPL. zost and i havent watched it.

peace out.

my condolences

hey man.
i'm really sorry to hear that ur grandfather passed away.
i swear i dint know man... you know we're not that callous or heartless.
nway i sure hope ur feeling better now
not that anything i say is going to help much.

a bit of update on my life...
things are pretty slack now, but lotsa things to monitor and follow up on.. my wits project.. my tekong trip and my rakit trip. both of which is taking an agonizingly long time to materialize. lotsa last minute shit. general day to day running of platoon..

i'm helping out for the standchart marathon this sunday.. i'll be at sector 4.. or where u ppl turn into east coast i think. so i'll be keeping an eye out for u jj. abit regret, but oh well. like i said, i need to widen my social circle.
later got aikido... tired. don want to go but bo bian. next sat taking my blue gold grading so... yeahhh nway gtg.. byee
hunter

Friday, December 02, 2005

fuck it

it's not a matter of maintaining the blog or hearing from each other from latest entries. but it's quite disappointing like i smsed to all u. tha i dun even hear a single word from u guys or even c u guys down at my grandfather's wake. dun say ure busy when u have time to spare for the love in your lives. the disturbing thing is just that everyone just carried on with their lives, is pausing for a short while to "be there" for a brudder that time-consuming and demanding? i dunno... just for you guys to ponder over. I know if the situation were reversed, even if i can't make it, i'll make it up in other ways.

peace out.going for the funeral procession now.

hi brudders

it's been a busy week, what with school still ongoing and me juggling driving lessons and my amanda.

guess as wanker puts it, everyone has sort of drifted apart and leading our own busy lives. lets not forget the sole purpose of our blog, for it to share laughter, peace and joy. for us to inform each other of what's going on in each other's lives, so that we know each other's fire is still burning dead or alive.

sorry zost, that u havent been hearing from us, i guess none of us has really been hearing from each other ever since your last post. hmm..

well, here's what's coming up....i won't be free on saturday since i've gotta sleep in early for my marathon the next day...but i guess if i can recuperate, a dinner and a movie after that on sunday how's that sound?

now i'm saying it oredi ar so u guys better not pangseh. cos it's like a few days in advance.

DINNER AND MOVIE AT LIDO. 7.30PM.
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.

peace out! jj.