workwork

back not long ago from one of the kopi hoonkee sessions..few sets of biceps and push ups.. shiok la.
been getting harder n harder to push myself to the gym lately.. so much work to do. so lil time to spare for frens. less n less energy left in me. kian leong's leaving on sunday.. will be another 10 months before we meet again? oh well. meet. haha. wad a word. "hmm.. aiyerr why mus meet? wei4 she3 me4? mm.. next wek la?" no prizes for guessing which MOFO told me tt. anw. fucking had a long day of meeting. started at 10. ended at 4. my to-do-list jus exploded after the meeting. from 12 to 33 now. haha. i swear i'll whack off all 33 tmr. hafto la. cheebye. thurs conduct funlife. after work gonna play touch in rjc one last time with kianleong and the rest before he flies. jus as well la. teachers day on thurs. i mean. its been a while since i've been back. and who gives a shit to jc teachers. bunch of fucks. tchrs back in 4C were much more caring.. anw. friday nite gonna celebrate BEN's bdae with isaac n the rest. haha. gonna be fun man! definitely will get a bit high if not drunk! ah well. papa yankee's history alr i guess. or is she? sigh. fuck it la. gdnite bros. well. not before another puff.

-chewbacca-

the brudders5

I...

I wanted to blog...

Really... I really did want to...

I logged in. I typed a few words, then i lost it.

It's late so i will sleep now. gd night brothers. KTV this weekend,less than 10 per head.

CHEAPPING SIA. GOOD LUNCH, GOOD COMPANY, GOOD SONGS, JACKJACK man! just waiting for this week to end.

peace my dears.

-jasper-i-will-name-my-future-dog-peanut.

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check this out man bros.

My saturday.

well
great day out in the morn. went to play fun touch.. Unknowns dint win, as expected. wont blame anyone, but i scored like, 2 tries and i'm please with myself.its not often i do that. score tries.

after that. KNN kanna snook. but i enjoyed myself tremendously all the same. lunch with daphne, charissa and some guy whose name i forgot! hahaha! the two carebears were so funny. way cool. i shoulda met them earlier.
a very happy time of my life.

nway let me backtrack abit. as the guy was fetching us to Forum in his fiat, guess who i saw. nvm i'll tell u . i saw that really cute girl! the one from the diving trip at dayang. and we thought she was malaysian. v cool v cool. but of no importance to me. cos. i wont see her again in my life.

ok fast forward now. went home. went for dinner. went to meet sheryl. fuck. supposed to be 2000 i though 2045. wad the hell is wrong with me. sigh.
well. ate at makansutra,den went over to padang to enjoy the view. very nice.
fucking foot movement all the way to cocco latte. we must have walked for almost 1.5 hours. tiring. but fun all the same. cocco latte. great music. very pretty DJ. but almost definitely too cool for me.
went to eat bak kut teh at MS after that.
and sent her home. well tts all for my saturday

fucking good one i must say.
highlight? lunch at genki sushi.

well...good to hear that wanker's dad is doing much better...

in spite of all that we're proud of u bro, for being so strong...
AND ACEING UR DRIVING AT FIRST TRY!!

woohoo..so now we have 2 motivated brudders having passed first try and the licence to kill on the roads..and 3 buggers who're still procrastinating despite having had ample opportunities to do it...

we need to go brewerkz soon together man.

jackjack still is

LIVE STRONG

Now wearing the yellow band around my wrist has taken on a new meaning. A more significant one rather than for fashion or trend.

Its a shattering news. No doubt Im depressed and worried but I will be strong. Thanks for the concern my dear brothers I do appreciate it. But dont worry about me because I will stand up to it and I will survive this period and I know my Dad will too.

Just to update the brothers.. my dad had an operation to remove the malignant tumour in his colon. Doctor says that the cancer has nto spread to his other organs so its a really good sign. As to the exact stage in which the cancer is at is still an unknown until histology tests have been done. Things do look optimistic at the moment and Im really thankful. Seeing my dad getting wheeled out from the Operation Theatre was a heartwrenching sight as I can clearly see that he is in great pain and discomfort. But in his usual style, he still manage to flash a 'V' at us as if to indicate that he has battled and overcome.

Times like this let me treasure the people closest to me even more. So brothers, dont wait or hesitate to show your love to your family members.

Love,
Wanker

brudderly love.

time stood still when chew called me and broke the news. i hadn't gone home since the start of the week and really was what the fuckthat came to my head. anw, yes, coem to terms and understand it. maybe its not the bad bad kinda cancer u know.. dunno if its malign or benign whatever u call it. yes. but fucking u bet the brudders are here. cannot ask u to fret not because its impossible. but just be strong. love u.

-zosters no more.

lets come together.

man. i dunno wad to say. think we need to meet up asap. not for fun n games n jokes n laughter. but really i think colin needs our support. im pretty sure all of u feel the same way too. fuck man. i'll call u guys at nite.

-chewbacca-

Suddenly other things just seem so trivial and not important anymore.

Sometimes things happen which make u realise every other fucking problem you think you had seem trivial.

My Dad has just been diagnosed with colon cancer.

Im shattered, Im lost and I want to be alone.

I know the brothers will want to say consolating words and hopeful encouragements to me now but I really dont know how to response to them. I dont want to put on a brave front and pretend everything is okay.

Lets keep it within the brothers for now while I come to terms with it and understand his full condition.

Wanker.

chewbacca's gonna hibernate.

gone. no more pain. no more drama. gone fuck. fuck me.
techno heals e pain.. yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

fuck was gonna post a picture.

but blogger is down. fuck it.

jackjack

follow ur heart..

haha.. wanker tts reallie funnie man. i miss shaun loh. oh well. fucking the project superstar playing the LAO SHU AI DA MI song now.. not reallie irritating man.. CB. anw we need to meet up!! jasper gonna meet jo tonite sia.. i dunno if i should meet up with HER not.. yday was one crazy nite man.. KNN. work till 1050 pm in camp can u believe it guys?? haha. anw. after work thank goodness i haf such a gbood fren in dongliang to come down all the wae to maju camp to pick me and my 3SG and clerk up.. went down to someplace near HER home to eat. haha. orh luat, kway teow, carrot cake,green teas n pepsis on me filled our growling tummies.. felt good treating my men.. haha. they reallie deserved it la i mean stay back with me to solve shit when actuallie they dun reallie need to. anw. after food.. we went to find HER place. haha. KNN. we walk walk walk walk walk fucking fucking far until we reach. BLK XXX XX-XXX. sia la. put the lunch box outside her gate. fucked off. haha. sorrie guys let me back track.

when we were doing work in office. i kinda completed the package of 5 mini cds for her by sourcing for things to put the cds in. haha. from storeroom found a styrofoam lunch box. those big one. then put the cds in. to cushion the cds.. shred machine.haha.. all the shredded paper into the box man! after tt. finishing touch gotta write a note rite.. so took a piece of paper tore into half.. burnt off the sides with my lighter and yea.. wrote some shit to her. after tt. case closed. wrote her name on the styrofoam box and its ready to go. haha. gotta say it looks damn shitty from outside la.. styrofoam box.. her name in green marker pen.. wah lan reallie damn fucked up. haha. but open up still not too bad la. ha.

anw. now outside her gate. haha. i left my two men at the staircase then i went over the opposite block to look. dong dong with me. and these 3 idiots keep asking me to give her face to face la fuck. lucky nvr sia. how freaked out will she get sia.. so i smsed her tell her to pick up the thing at her door la. bottom line is i bluff her i not ard left long ago alreadi la but then actuallie i jus wanna see her take the lunch box in. haha. CB la. so yah she took it and i went off with my clerks. sent them home yup. went home with zero dollars. hah. worth it i guess. i hope. i pray the cds i burnt wont end up burning me instead... yea.

so rite now.. im at home watching crappy superstars.. waiting for dad to bring back some BAH CHOR MEE for lunch and maybe head out to the gym myself la.. sian leh. should i meet her today brothers?? she'll be in RJ till 5 i guess.. but gotta be at jurong at 9. sia la. i think i ask her if she wanna meet sunday. sia la. dunno leh. fuck la. ok. maybe i will meet the brothers after all.. i hope. ok. gonna read some newspaper. cya my bros..

-CHEWBACCA-

Think U're Crazy?

First week of school made me feel like i just came back from an extra long weekend.
How did 4 months just fly past feeling like a mere flash of light?

Anyway, sorry for disappearing for these past few days, my dear brothers. School hours are long coupled with driving lessons after that and that leaves me with not much free time. But the weekend is here again and I do look forward to spending some time with the brothers5 now that NDP is over and zosters + hunter should be free(hopefully). Maybe some soccer tmr night?

So, whats up for me this week? Daddy just got some wierd illness that makes his belly bloat and lose his appetite, Its been years since he took sick leave and im worried. Driving lessons are coming thick and fast. I know my standard and I want to pass it on my first time real badly. It may seem like a tall order but im working towards it. First time my instructor praised me for changing lanes so well. Then I had to stall engine on a slope thrice. Fasten your seat belts guys.

Think U're Crazy? No, you cant be crazier than Shaun, the MAN, Loh. Happy 20th Birthday, Danny Boy! With that, he plunged into the Singapore River. Hsien Min, Weisheng, Danny Boy and I could just watch in disbelief. Haha, but what a sight it was. You must be there to believe it. THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST JUMPED INTO SINGAPORE RIVER. You got to respect his balls.

Jack> You serious about AHM? Actually, I dont mind la just dont know if i can last the distance man. Its 22km or 10km?

Wanker and Out.

spaceman

i always wanted you to go.
into space man....
there's a fire between us.
so where is ur god?

jst keep flipping through robin hobbs tawny man trilogy. (its in the toilet, and i read it when ever i poo poo). and . quite thought provoking. it's amazing how everything ties together. does she plan it from the start? or does she start from the start, and write everything to tag on to the beginning? i mean, its 3 trilogies, 9 books in total, all tied up so sweetly. fantastic.

nway. think humans are sorta screwing up this world. whenever an organism becomes too successful in its habitat, smtg's gonna happen to reduce the numbers. predators, disease, or jst simply running out of resources. what's it gonna be for us? call a fren? 50-50? well. either way. i dunno. i jst don get it. how can dinosaurs last for so many millions of years, while i doubt we can last beyond the next thousand.

nway. i'm convinced. the only way the human race can survive is to expand to the stars. sorry if this sounds so crappy but. yeah. shoot me. we're all gonan die anyway. jst listened to up all night by unwritten law for like, the 5th time in a row. so its a nice song. i jst wanna get out of this place for a while. some place far far away. with only the great wide sky above me. tts the one and only thing that can cheer me up without fail ya know... no matter how fuck i feel. no matter what time, what kind, what weather. jst the feeling of the wide wide wide sky above me. i feel free.

if i have a wish. i'd wish i can fly. den i wont feel so fuck. plus get to save on transport fare! hahha. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. i've never stopped thinking about signing on. is it jst me, not wanting to spend energy exploring somewhere new and jst sticking with smtg i noe i can do well? or is it really a calling for me? i dunno. am i gonna take med? or law?
i dunno
but i do noe.
my ECONS IS FUCKED!

techno techno techno.
do u noe. techno started in detroit in the US?

the pens collector from the smelly penis.

hello babies. its me. zosters. its been long. sorry. ndp is shacking me out big time.

anw something to share with u. pls have already consumed ur meal at least 2 hours beforehand.







esp for the medicine brudders. this is what u would be feasting ur eyes on if u ever dwell into dermatology.

enjoy my darlings.

im a smelly penis

hey my bros.. jus reached home not long ago.
solitude seems to be the word for today. so far i guess. been in my office whole fuck day till 8pm.. thank goodness i haf a nice boss who also stayed and sent me home. jasper came to pick up his pens and left to dine wit his mum. im all alone at home now. mama papa still working. sister in sch. jus visited HER friendster acct. saw some cute guy's testimonial for her. sigh. penis la. i've been playing the cool fox since 2pm on weds. now its 9 pm thurs. im weak rite. fucking hell. went over to daryl's place to burn her 5 mini cds so damn nice. show jasper. haha. "dun get burnt" was the reply. yah man. i've been thinking too. i think maybe the burn is coming soon la. aiyah... y does it alwaes happen like this? when i put in effort i get burnt. when i fuck care they come sucking ur smartbomb balls and rock hard jimmy. fuck man. i'm listening to the cds i burnt for her now. fucking hell. wad has gotten into me? does she fucking haf any idea im after her at all?? sure she mus haf at least the slightest idea rite. fuck. u know sometimes i think these guai guai kinda cheebyes are the fucking best players la. fuck if u guys remember at all in my sec3 and sec4 yrs that girl also. burn till left with pubic hair onlie. now that my fucking balls jus recovered from FAT burns im jumping straight into the toaster again. oh well. im gonna do weights in my room till its time to meet weijia at amk. haven even eaten my dinner. i guess its an indication of how i'll be like when im into the fucking corporate world in the future. fuck. CORPORATE WORLD. SHE says it with such enthusiasm and hope like its tt good. why ah. why. yes i like to do business and all. but sometimes i jus wanna go back to the good o daes and be a kid again. be the childish motherfucker and laff at all the ugly and fat girls in the sch canteen. be the ever mad rugger on the field and the vulgarity spouting asshole everyone gives a disgusted look at and i dun give a fuck. how things haf changed. now im an officer working ass off in the office when shit comes and i've learnt the true meaning of responsibility. jus like all my brothers haf i guess. i believe im not the onlie one going thru this stage at least and tt sorta comforts me a bit i guess. i guess we are reallie going to be adults soon. and with tt stupid number 21 comes a whole new stigma on u. wad da fuck am i talking. aiya. shall go do more sets of my delts before i meet weijia. fuck la. I FUCKING HATE THIS FEELING OF WAITING. WAITING FOR HER. fuck.

-chewbacca-

benjamin sheares

hey you CBs, its me again.
well. i just came back with hon on the train and she mentioned ugly singaporeans..i guess that's what she was referring to man brother hunter..well. some things never change don't they?

anyway, since they like trampling all over your road, why not ALL of us trample over THEIRS? lets pound the fucking pavement on 11th september man. i know u 3 army boys are definitely running the army half marathon no? how about wanker? im keen on it.

text me back on that man. closing date's 21st augst. i wanna run the half marathon.

yeah.

peace out, hey town.

jackjack

10 years ago!

tts ur answer for u wanker. kanina

well. so 9th Aug is here and gone. been reading our entries bros. man we are damn loser. fucking loser. how the fuck can we keep whining about having no girls. fucking desperate. yeah but i guess i'm exactly the same hur hur hur.

nway. 9th Aug. here and gone. pretty nice. had a rather rough night, what with my men being late and giving sub standard work and all. PISSED. but wads new. but the fireworks was great! even if it was from esplanade bridge. nway.
ran into a fucking bitch.
SGT PAPA: Mam, we also pay taxes, you know.
MISS INDIAN BITCH FUCK SLUT: Yeah but i think i pay substantially more tax then you.
ME: Speechless.
fucking yuppie shit. fucking look down on army boys fuck. without us YOU wont even have fireworks to see. tts one fucker i'd like to see shot.

met jasper. and that jst cheered me up :D
saw some one that shouldn have been there. but i promised i wont tell. so i wont.

nway. morning of the big day was fine. had an enjoyable morning with the bunch of us. at cafe cartel. afternoon was good too! met sheryl and had a nice chat with her. well.. i think i can say i made a new fren.
den minghui and nikki came. and the guys all laughed at how they resembled SHE. no prizes for who is selena HAHAHA!

and i had a nice talk with huiyi too. yes zosters. that OG fren from AJ. what a small world. man she is pretty. act i had a tiny crush on her back when we were still at JIANG. but thhen i jst never saw her again after Sec4. nway. glad she's happy and doing well. great job she did, being project director and all.

at night. man. that was jst absolutely madness.
i jst stopped the whole crowd from dispersing during the national anthem. i think its a fucking disgrace. WHAT IS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF CELEBRATING UR NATION'S BIRTHDAY IF U CANT EVEN BE ARSED TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?????? U JST WANNA GET OUT OF THE PLACE TO GO HOME AND CARRY ON UR MUNDANE PATHETIC LIFE TILL NEXT YEAR WHEN U COME AND SCRAMBLE FOR UR FUNPACK AGAIN AND WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT NDP. THEY'RE GIVING OUT FREE GOODIES!!!

ambulance came. and i sealed off connaught drive. at least they're cool with that. clearing the road for the ambulance wasnt fun. never see lionel so tired before hhaha

den. raffles ave jst exploded with the crowd. went over to reinforce and it was jst madness i tell u. we were trying our best to keep the crowd flowing. they jst don fucking get it. the road is still open. all the traffic was channeled to a single lane so that lane.. well. traffic was very constant on that lane and all they can fucking think about is chionging across the road. why must u make me walk one big round to the traffic light when i jst run across the road and dash across the traffic? i mean, it doesn matter what if i get knocked down, you'll call the ambulance for me what right. so many other ppl.
fucking sad. once again. fucking disgraceful
met lulu and emily and honlyn. well. changed some of my preconceptions. she's not that nice after all. but i guess the whole situation jst makes me wanna shoot the whole fucking crowd. tweeeeeeeennnnnnnty one one two twwwwwweeeeeeeeennnnnnty one one two twenty one twenty one twenty one twentyonetwentyonetwenty onetwentytwetakethatufuckingbitchdiediediediedie

den. all hell broke loose. they jst chiong across the road. u gotta be there to believe it. its like those foot ball riots on tv.i'm glad there weren't any fights. and no one was injured. not like the crowd'd care. anyway. tts that. left to pick up the pieces. torn orange net. overturned barricades. rubbish. sighhhhh.....

its stupid. ITS FUCKING STUPID. WE'RE FUCKING SCOLDED BY THE FUCKING SINGAPOREANS. FOR WHOM WE SPEND THE PAST 7 SATURDAY REHEARSING, AND THE PAST 7 MONTHS PLANNING. ITS THE FOREIGNERS THAT ARE COOL AND WHAT NOT. FUCKING WORTH IT. ITS JSTSO FUCKING WORTH IT.

well. singapore.
happy birthday.
to u and alll the scum living on u.

CCB

hey my brothers i din go CB with my cb in the end cos my cb stayed over at some other cb's house for some gathering which involved guys older than us. CCB. anw. i asked my cb last nite if she wanna hang out today or not she said she going to marina south to visit fren i say CCB la. haha. i told her all army guys going down today which is true la now i waiting for my clerk to come pick me up from home then chiong down by 930. haha. fucking CB. i told her think abt it then msg me in the morning so wad i do today depends on e cb again. CCB. ok. anw the nite when u guys were alone at home.. i was out with my CB clerks la.. haha. spending some time bonding with my men. sing KTV sing love songs. KNNBCCB. but this time round ah. i sing love songs. first time dun haf the jiao feeling. haha. actuallie sing until quite song. okok. i shall stop for now if not late for the CB marina south thing then kenna RSM. haha. btw the RSM commando yday on tv is mt RSM. yandao rite.. haha i think it was damn cool man. okok.
see u mutherfuckers.

-CB-

Happy Birthday Singapore

See how much things have changed over 40years.

How much will we change in 40 years?

Yup, so as Jack mentioned, both of us spent a public holidays' eve alone at home. Devoid of a girl and I feel so lonely and 'unloved'. Give me a loving girlfriend and I want more time to 'chill by myself'. Im really a fucking wanker. This self-centred attitude cant go on.

On a lighter note, I did my best effort to moderate things between my dad and I. Tried to curb my temper and talk to him nicely. Helped him out with some gardening today although I just did half an hour on the cross-trainer. Hope its working and hope its permanent.

So Zosters and Hunter should be busy now. Chewbacca? I have no fuckin idea. Update us regarding your PY le? Hope you still the cool fox you promise to be and dont become a fuckin kancheong spider again.

So, Happy 40th Birthday Singapore. You are twice as old as me. Question to the brothers: in which year will Singapore be thrice as old as us? First to blog the correct answer gets a bar of chocolate.

Love,
Wanker

cannabis = pot

looks like somebody's found our little cubby hole..

wanted to go down to marina to check out the fireworks, alas, i cudnt find a girl to go with. now how sad is that. yeahhh its sad.

i know how it feels man bros, i know how it feels now. i havent felt this way for a really long time. staying home alone at night on a public holiday's eve while everyone's out partying or stayovers or whatnot.

i wish chewbacca a good time at CB with his cb...and of cos zosters and hunter with their national commitments..well i guess its just wanker and i left to slog it out.. yeah i missed lecture today..and guess what, some kinda impt shit were covered..so i guess we're both dead.

ciao.

jackjack.

ELISE

welll welll. congrats chewbacca. fucking best wishes man. its time u got a girl deserving of u.
nothing to do. so on comp to listen to techno. and blog abit.

nothing spells out love like techno love songs.
techno lurb songs sia.....

BACCA's IN LOVE.. i think.

hello my brudders..
if u all still remember last nite i tried calling u all at ard 1am?
haha.. i had to tell u guys how i felt abt my date! but zosters n hunter shagged out from patriotism.. JACKJACK kenna corned out.. wanker jus shot off his load so i guess i couldnt update u guys but wad better way to reach out to all e brudderfuckers than our very own gay blog? haha!

anw pardon me if i sound like a fucking teenager in love cos this time i think reallie like like like her fucking FUCKING FUCKING ALOT sia. she makes me forget everything.. everything!!!!!!! AND FUCK SHE JUS CAME ONLINE! WAD DA FUCK. CHAO CHEEBYE. WAH LAN EH.

dun care as my clerk says and as HB n WANK will tell me.. i gottta " BE THE COOL FOX" haha.. its funny when u say it in a cheena cheena accent.

anw.. last nite was a dream date come true man.. well almost.
brought her to AL DENTE esplanade.. where i reserved a table for her.. haha kept asking her wad time it was cos i knew there would be fireworks.. but i din tell her. hehe.

bad n slow service were not affecting CHEWBACCA as we spoke and looked into each others eyes.. gosh. her eyes. i can jus look at them the whole day. I LOVE HER EYES! anw. food finally came. start eating.. but not for long..

*BOOM* fireworks!
wah lan eh. romantic. limpeh happy tt she happy. and when the fireworks climaxed out ah.. WAH LAN EH. the fireworks were an exact description of my feelings rite dere and then.

finnished up wadeva we had left on the plates and yup i asked her if she wants to order dessert.. "yup but u'll haf to eat most of it! haha!" yah la yah la..haha..
i told her i brought desserts so no need to buy.

so from my lil paper bag i brought along i took out this beautifully wrapped chocolates i bought from ROYCE earlier in the afternoon.. jus like how DORAEMON takes out fantastic lil gadgets from his tummy.. and gave it to her.. :) hehe. she happy like bird i also happy like bird then we happy like bird jus eat the chocolates hahah.. it melts in ur mouth when u pop it in and there is an ice pack with it to keep it cold.. gosh u guys hafto buy it for the babes next time.. hahah the couple next to us keep looking la.. the girl damn jealous la i think hahaha.. the guy keep looking at me hahahah. fuck them understand!

anw. the chocs is besides the point. she missed out one other surprise in a surprise.
i went down to marina square ealier in the day to get the tix to CHARLIE n e CHOCS FACTORY after the NUS thing in e morning to take fotos with CORN n NINGYAN.. after getting the tix went to ROYCE and i specially asked the saleslady to wrap the tickets inside with the chocs somemore..
haha.

anw after some prompting she found the tickets and once again she happy i happy then we happy like bird la.
haha.

then after footing bill we went over to marina square. i blur like cock dunno how to walk even tho i went there to recce on tue and ealier on sat. haha. fucked up. luckily my lady knew the way and pulled me awae from the escalator when i nearly went up haha.

anw. went in. sit down. watch movie. sia la.
after movie walked with her to get a cab.

sigh this time even fucked up taxi drivers failed to piss me off. ahaha.
its jus impossible to lose ur temper with her angelic presence ard.
ahh.. but when things start to concern her and shes running late cos her dad stays up to wait for her and those fucking taxi drivers jus park at this spot waiting for pple to ON CALL them and when they are still within wisibility its reallie gonna make CHEWBACCA angry. and when CHEWBACCA IS ANGRY HE WILL DO SMTHG. haha.
so i crossed over the other side of the road and asker her to wait and within he next fleet of vehicles i got it. haha. she ran across and got n. :) haha.

"uncle.. jalan bukit merah then bishan"

yah.. talk cock on the taxi then in no time reach home alr.
once again. her father was at the void deck. but this time i was on the other side of the cab so i din get down to open door for her. she say byebye and we parted.

then on the way back on the cab. time seemed to stop or smthg. i couldnt stop thinking abt her smile, her eyes, her nice jet black hair. everything la.
then i started to feel pissed off with myself. WHY DIN I MAKE MORE CONTACT WITH HER!?
guys.. u all will surely scold me for this. there were so many chances to fucking hold her hand la!

we were walking to the site where we waited for cab and there was this time when she was on my left, my left hand empty, her left hand holding the handbag n her right hand free.. then our hands brushed against each other then CHEEBYE LA I SHOULD HAF JUS WHACKED LOR! FUCK. CHEEBYE. FUCK ME LA. FUCK.

sigh. i dunno why i was so humji. but normally i would jus whack one leh.. but this time i was so extra cautious, scared rejection. last time all those slutts reject me i also dun care i think.. but this girl. shes special man. after FAT GIRL shes the onlie one who could make me feel so great one to one.. like. its totally unbelievable! fuck. so i din want to take the risk and spoil everything so yea.. i took it slow. for once.

hmm..i dunno man. later tonite i think i'll be meeting JACKJACK n WANKWANK for dinner.. plus together with zosters and hunter if they can make it..

for now im gonna get my ass down to RJC and burn some fats playing touch my bros.. 2pm supposed to meet haha. a bit late. anw. do gimme inputs brudderfuckers.. meanwhile.. peace out assholes..

-CHEWBACCA-

ABIT LAGGING BUT WAD THE FUCK

long post. cos lots to update.
well. events are not necessarily in chronological order. BUT WAD THE FUCK.
been starting tuition. jason and stephanie. nice kids. interesting. yes once again i am a hunter. hurh hurh hurh.
nway. the income is much needed. cos i need to pay $200 plus fucking BUCKS for the fucking kinabaloo trip which i am not going. so i also dunno where the money go. what the fuck. fuck fuck fuck fujkladsf;kl asdkasdhk;asdkask klas if u wanna see me angry jst ask me about it ;)

watched white chicks that day. fuck fuck fuck fucking funny. my god. haven laughed so much in a long long time. muahahhahaha. see what i mean.? LOL. LOLX. LOLZ. ROWL. FOCL. DL. yeah yeah u get the idea. hurh hurh hurh.

that day. wednesday. had... dinner/supper with 6 girls! man. i almost died from oestrogen overload.. once again. haven been with so many girls since JC. man it's been like, eons ago since i last been out with a girl. only myself to blame i guess.
nway. was pretty early. so went to RAIDERS to play some lan. havent really lost my touch ;) managed to kick tons of ass at the start. but. as usual. score dropped. somehow i can never really keep the steam going till the end. story of my life.

anyway. what i really wanted to say was. saw this buncha kids kicking a ball around outside of the old cinema. and what was so special was. there was this kid, he's.... crippled, for lack of a better word. cant walk without aid as his legs are... deformed due to polio or smtg. i'm not a med student. nway. it.... i was so fucking moved by the sight of him moving around kicking the ball around. and how the other 3 kids play with him without any reservations. man he's better than me! he is a better man than me. and i resolve. to be a nicer person. to treat all man as equals to me. and never look down on anyone. and to love my fellow human beings.

sigh.

anyway. went to meet jialin and ming hui. and sheryl turns up. yehui and rita. nurul too. ming hui, you still have the loveliest eyes i've ever seen. i can stare into them forever. but. you're u. and i'm me. and tts all the reason i need.
all the girls were looking good. yes brudders don jack me. i think we were jst sorta biased lah. nway. i really enjoyed myself. made me real glad i went. and sad that my re discovered frens are all leavin. ming hui still have the nicest eyes. some ppl. make me jst wanna fucking protect them. and her eyes are telling me to protect her. ok. ENOUGH.

stayed over at padang ysterday again. difference is i went to drink some coffee with weiliang cos he wanted to eat the raspberry cheesecake. nway. to cut a long story short, bumped into val. even more beautiful. after not seeing her for more than a year. well. she's val. and i'm me. and tts all the reason i need.

today. 6th CR. easy cheesy don get dizzy. piece of cake. some ppl jst don get it. you're asking a favour from me and you're talking to me in such a manner. FUCK OFF WILL YA! treat me nice and i'll go out of the way to help u. and i remember that lil boy. he was jst so wonderfully adorable.and the mom was so nice. I was FUCKING happy when i managed to get one extra ticket to pass to her. as for the rich bitch who wanted to talk her way in. fuck off. yeah i'm inflexible. cos u made me so.

and that time that fucker. ticket says be seated by 5pm. we let ppl in till 7. he comes at 730 and make so much noise that he cannot go in. once again. go fuck spider!

lotsa babes today. my hunter radar almost exploded. luckily i'm an advanced model.
T1TTi35 B00B5.

sigh. enough crap from me. going to sleep. night.

hi brudders. jack reporting in.

i just finished float and brothers chewbacca and wanker were there...supporting me i dunno..but chew def. missed my performace as the ultimate corn..i guess wanker too since he thot i was a fish...

bloody tired..i havent slept since thursday night..when i fell asleep at 3am and woke up at 7.30..so basically im fucking shacked out..and fucking hungry...cos havent eaten since 2am last night.

im still sitting in the medical lounge in school..waiting for the other bastards to be done so i can eat my fucking swensen's lunch and icecream.

wanted to visit bro jasper at marina tonight..but no, im going for FOP at indoor stadium. yes, hillsong is here, sorry zosters i really wud have liked u to go. but well. another time then, next year maybe.

oright.

peace out.

jack the corn

hi my dear brothers

wanker repoprting, sirs!

Sorry /i have disaapeared for awhile. Was quite on last week but i guess back then everyone was busy so i kinda got disppointed seeing my own posts for a few days in a row. Thanks for waking everyone up, Zosters, myself included. Went to skl just in the nick of time to catch Jack the fish. Rushed off immediately to the forever populur LANA cake shop tp get mummy her bday cake. Yeah, shes turning 56 tmr. Prob gonna surprise her with the cake at the stroke of midnight later.

Tired and gonna take my afternoon nap now. Todays shoulders and biceps day. Hope i feel energetic enough after my mid day slumber.

Good Day bros.. maybe Istana tmr afternoon? Havent been inside before

CHEWBACCA UPDATE

hello my brudders5..
its been a hectic week for me at work man.
so many things to settle..
now finally more or less steady pom pi pi alrea..
swee swee buay zao zui ah!
haha.

marina carnival im going on 10th august leh?
haha..

anw..jus got home not long ago from work.
knn my boss is reallie the nicest boss one can ever get la.. hes too damn nice alreadi la!!
my fone KIA rite.. then he brought his spare fone to camp and lent me today man!
wah lan eh. am i glad to haf such a good boss.. wad a lucky asshole i am man!
haha..

anw im watching this korean drama now on tv.. waiting for my mother to come back with dinner man.
sian la..
korean drama all damn sad sia..
kenna cancer dying then the ex wife come back say i love u sia..
sia la!!
ah man..

anw hopefully tonite can meet her sia.. shes in rj giving some talk to the parents!
haha.. said she'll sms me after.. sia la..
then hopefully tmr my RSM whack the fireworks man haha!

okok guys..
i'll leave it at that. gonna stone till mother come home with my wanton mee.
bye dudes

-CHEWBACCA-

hello y'all

it's been a while. yeah i don blog in camp wan lah. stupid sia, ur men see u blogging.
nway i really wanna go to the carninval@marina. but no one to go with. sigh. so so sad.
nway. fucking hell. cant make it for the fcking kinabaloo trip. now gotta pay the fucking deposit. fuck! fucking waste my money. sigh. sigh sigh sigh.
shouldnt have been swayed by all the whining.

tired. i'm gone.

will the real brudderfucker pls stand up?

either we've all lost interest. either we've taken this for granted. either we're all busy. hope its the last. i am busy. hunter is busy. hb and wanker are busy.(really?) chewbacca yoke chew yeowkuan i dunno what he's doing with his life.

on a less solemn note. lets celebrate our nation's birthday with aplomb. u can come to marina city from 06-14 for carnival@marina. lots of stuff there. but need few hours to walk finsih if u mean business. i'll be there almost all the time.

and another update. zosters' zosters is healing well. but might scar. but dun worry i will literally pick up the scabs and pieces and strive to improve my as usual fucking weak immune system. still need ur support as always.

pls blog guys. miss all of u.

time flies

eh fuck siah bros?!?

wads happening to our blog? i shall not mention names, but that guy who asked me to update this blog oughta update this as well!! basket..

i can't believe 2 weeks fly by just like that, bogged down with float/rag in school...and my california fitness membership expires tomrrow..or was it today i m not sure..so much for maximising it man.

ok man..and believe or not, my holidays are over, school starts proper tmr at 8.30 am. fuck it!! and i gotta stay over man..so u guys can see me act silly on saturday morning..and den..god knows, probably wun see wanker and i anymore during weekends cos we'd be so bogged down with work.

good luck to hunter and zosters for their upcoming ndp..afte rthat freedom guuys..and of cos gotta wait till carnival's over and hunter to be back from his diving/hunting trip...hope u hunt down lotsa babes...

yes that's all from me, peace out u fuckers.

uncle jack.