Life is sweet

Chewbacca should be chilling at S11 now, thinking of what to message HER. Feels good to be in control isnt it, bro? You sound so relaxed albeit lost as to whats the next step to take compared to your anxious/confused/jiaoed mood when the ball was in her court and you were simply waiting for her reply in vain. So yeah, for the zillionth time the brothers have told you to chill it and play cool. Getting a girl is not easy but keeping her is the harder. Cliche it may sound, but its true, its true. We all have found that out for ourselves havent we?

Hunter is with Swee Swee now. Happy for him cause he found his true love. Down to Earth, Experienced, Not High Maintenance, Easy to talk to, No mind games. Congrats bro, on your catch of the lifetime.

I am being myself tonight, that is a fucking loner. Why? Because its 9.30 and i dont wanna go out so late. Mummy will not be happy and taxi isnt cheap. Besides, Chewbacca will probably be smoking/pissed drunk/jiaoed by HER and Hunter will be with Swee Swee leaving me alone with myself? For Fuck man. I rather wank at home.

Anyway, as much as I KB about having to cab home and return late last night, i actually think it was for a good cause. DL is in love and he needs support. DL, you can count on us for support man. And thanks also to SLEEPY PIG for listening and helping a guy in love despite the late hours. Jaspy must have been captivated by her beauty, outside and within alike. But we know his heart is still with someone else, besides SLEEPY PIG already has a beau whom i think is a model BF whom we should all take after and learn from.

Chelsea and AC facing off in a few hours time. Cant wait! My moneys on Romans' toy to pull off a victory but my hearts on the other side. What should I do in the meantime? Read a book.. Sleep.. Blog until the match start? Fuck.

Wanker

UNCONTACTABLE

hi all my dear bros..
simi lanjiao eh?

yday outing was good man.. lynn still looks the same.
anw kanina the prata was good and cheap sia!!! haha.
in fact its too fucking cheap to believe it!
btw..
fucking cheebye.
limpeh fucking frustrated with having no fone now la.
reallie fucking cheebye dying la cheebye fucking hell.
aiyah now sunday limpeh stoning at home wad u all doing man??
think i call u all now.

-uncontactable-

Help Me.. Im morphing into a monster

Can someone seriously tell me whats wrong with me? I feel like im morphing into a monster.. no, not like the superheroes in fantastic4 but perhaps the bastard whos fucking up the world around him. Yeah, you get the idea. Why do i say this? Well, first things first, I think im becoming a control freak. Im obsessed about being in control of every little detail and things that go on around me. Like I get pissed when i see someone using the bench i want to use in the gym. When all I need to do is to come by again in half an hour but no, i have this rage inside me to want to kill the person. And another reason why I think Im morphing into a monster is my hot headedness. Especially towards my Dad. Yes, I really am an unfilial son i feel. But I dont know why Im just so easily annoyed by him. Okay, my brother and my mum also seem to be annoyed too because Daddy is sucha nag and eccentric person. But Im aware that my attitude towards him is spiralling out of control. Thats not supposed to be the way a son treats his dad.. i know this but i just cant curb my anger when it comes. Once again I need some anger management. I dont know where all this rage and bottled up emotions suddenly swelled up from but I certainly hope it will come to an end soon. Actually bros, this is why sometimes im reluctant to bring my friends home. My relationship with my dad has made me a very sulky and different person at home and i dont really want to let you guys see me in that light or worse still, get caught up in a full heated argument with my dad. Ok enough about my emotional problems i dont want to be seen as a freak or psycho.

Its Saturday and im stoning alone at home. Brother Jack is at a party, hunter n jaspy also busy at a party albeit our Nations Birthday Party. Brother Chewbacca is missing again.. perhaps hes out with his dream girl.. in that case.. all the best and hope to hear some good news and juicy details=) As for Sabrina, Im wondering whats shes doing now. Well, last night she msged me out of the blue.. a short conversation and shes off to bed. Ended with saying, 'hope everything is alright between us?'.. well you should know whether its alright or not. What kinda question is that man. Anyway, few days ago she said this to me, ' if u want me back, why dont you just say so? I thought it was over the moment you told me you didnt love me anymore. I had to pick myself up. I dunno what to do, Colin' Well, I didnt reply her because frankly, I dont know what she do. Shouldnt she decide that for herself based on whats she feels? But in my mind, I answered her question. Q1:Why dont i tell her i want her back? Ans: Because I never said I want her back. I do still love her and Im asking her out that time not because i want her back. I wanna start things afresh. See if we can still fall in love, see if we can reignite the passion and if the chemistry is still there. What I do not want is to get back with her simply because we were once together and because we miss each other thats why we get back together. Thats why I wanna ask her out on dates and let her and myself as well see if we are indeed meant to be and then probably we will be in a better position to decide if we should salvage our lost relationship. Im scared. Scared that if we make up on a whim, things will just revert back to the state it was after sometime. After one rough patch and tough period, I dont want to go through the pain again and least of all, for her to go through it again. But as I said, she cancelled on the date because she didnt think it was 'the right thing to do' Well, since you know the right thing to do, then dont ask me what you should do. Because you know it. Do the right thing.

Brother Jack, we all are childish and have embarassing revealations/thoughts from time to time. Everyone have flaws and thats what make us human and individuals isnt it? Having said that, I gotto admit that i can pretty much identify with your feelings because im terribly self-conscious and always worried about what people might think of me as well.

fuck siah really fuck.

yes, i dunno where the FUCK yk disappeared today after telling me he was free the entire day..

no replies for my sms, no nothing...

so its down to me weijia to make the best out of it, enjoying a nice stroll along stamford road..fucking romantic i tell u,

and i fucking wanna bring someone to esplanade and enjoy the night sky again...upon realisation i havent been there to hang around for maybe 2 years.

and man, i gotta say that the first thing i do when i get home now everyday is to check this blog out, lest i miss something.

jack.

p.s. i accidentally posted up this entry on my blog siah!! fucking paiseh.

aiya...

you tell me who is not fucked up?
its all a matter of perspective man.
aiya you wanna know what's fucked up?
aiya nvm cannot say. say already u all think i fucked up den don wanna fren me liao.

nway what's fucked up is everything. why everything also more and more ex ah. kanina i take cab from amk to my house is 5+ last time. now i take cab from bishan to amk kanina 6+.
the taxi stop at one traffic light the kanina meter jump 30cents i see already also scared. next time don wanna take cab liao. den now fucking hell. CTE also got extra charge. also cannot go cte liao. go by thomson road. den bus fare also go up. train fare also go up. eh i wonder all the big fuck car got kanna erp or not. not that it matters to them. so much fucking money. save 1,2,3 months can buy car in cash. erp is what? don want traffic jam den don build road lah. force everyone take public transport.
eh if they recording profit why need to raise prices ah? kanina. u got see train go faster not? you got see more buses not? you got see nicer bus uncle or not? nvm i not econs student so i jst talking cock. prob some cheem econs shit i dunno. gdpndpmrmcpc. wadeva.
anyway. most fucking dulan is the cinema. fucking hell. chao chee bye 9.50 to watch one movie. got any improvement or not? cheaper pop corn? nicer staff? kanina talk about staff that time go watch movie with wanker and yvonne at marina square. fucking hell. fucked up service, fucking slow and fucking brainless. make the queue criss cross. fucking cheese sausage 2 for 4 bucks. other GV 2 for 2 bucks. fucking staff hair look like kanna electric shock. tts why. i don watch movies on weekends. die also don give them my money. kanina.

anyway. enough of my rants. jack. if u canna convey ur thoughts. write it down lah. on a off line diary. anyway i never thought u were any of what u said u are what. anyway. like batman gf say. its not what you are inside that matters. it's what you do that defines you. batman father also ask. why do we fall? batman himself says, do i look like a cop to you?

now i ask u this. is a mean fuck that does good things and is nice to ppl better than a good guy that is evil and mean to ppl around him?

yeahh

yeah man bro...maybe u're right. im always befuddled with the word communication. yes, many times im not the best person who conveys my emotions openly.

i dunno, i think i didnt used to be like that say in sec1 or 2? i think it was this thing called pride, or the male ego that's always stopping me from doing that sometimes...or that point where i don't want to be 'wrong', i wanna be perfect...i dun wanna say the wrong things u know? i really suck at this i know. or sometimes, just sometimes, no infact, about ALL the time when i don't talk. my mind is simply just a blank. searching for the right words to say has become the norm in these kind of situations..and i think i just end up being the shallow person that i am. i thot starting a blog would help me convey these thots better, but somehow it tends to fail in the end when it becomes public, so public that i can't do it anymore.

maybe im hiding things because im a fucked up and weird person. in fact, to come to think of it, im bloody selfish and self centered, but sometimes i choose not to show that side of me to the world. also, im very childish and i like to do stupid things. sometimes i really think if im autistic. u see, im not even making any sense now. i dunno. i cant talk about 'serious' stuff. because i am indeed a very shallow person. all i ever do when i meet up with friends is just pure talk cock.

well. its been a weird night last night, what with colin typing the posts and all, and seeing him this morning and i had absolutely no idea he just blogged..so sorry man bro.

well. u guys wanna noe what's weirder? i called liana last night. and we talked. because i was thinking about what the fuck was happening to me, in my life in general and not just a relationship with a girl alone. and yeah, well, the magic's still there. and all im saying here is that we just clicked for that short while. yeah that's all. for all i know, the next time i meet her, i may not be even able to do that.

thinking about this just makes me want to cry. (im not referring to liana by the way)


jack.

Waking up from a dream

Hey brothers, its me the wanker again. Anyway, just realised i havent bared so much as i did in this blog for such a long time. I guess its a good thing now we have this blog going here. Sometimes its just easier to express yourself in words and online because you have time to organise and think through your thoughts without being interupted by other exciting happenings and conversations. So well done Jack!

Anyway, Jack.. read through what i wrote last night and i hope i havent sound too offensive or critical. Its not my intention to bring that unhappy past up but i merely wanted to remind you not to commit the same mistake again. But yeah Jaspy is right that you wunt be the same without that mysterious aura and enigmatic streak in you. However, it will help if you just share more of your thoughts with others. At least people whom you can trust in. It will really help I think.

Hunter and Chewbacca.. forgot which one of you mentioned about your fiery temper these days. You are not the only one man. I think I need some anger management too. Been like a timebomb lately flaring up at the smallest things and feeling frustrated/irritated/pissed off at every little thing. I think Jack had to put up with me for that one month in Europe when i wasnt having the best time of my life, emotionally that is. Thanks for being the understandin brother man.

And KaninaBei CCB.. you guys must post all my ugliest photos right? I get the point la, FUCK!
Haha.. love you brothers all the same though. Keep bloggin=)

I Tried, I Tried, I Tried and I Failed.

What did i try? I tried talking and communicating with her more. In any case, we ended because she thinks we having a communication breakdown among other things. But that was definitely somewhere on the top of the 'what-went-wrong' list. So yeah it boils down to communication again i guess. But as bro jaspy puts it, sometimes i feel so comfortable with just her presence that i neglect the need to verbalise. Apparently, she has other ideas then. So what can I do about it? I tried to rekindle the old flames of passion, i tried to show her that we still can communicate as we did when we first embark on our 1 year relationship. We had sucha wonderful chat that night (and just to digress abit here, no im not playing my sneaky game and keepin u brothers in the dark.. it was an impromptu decision to stop by her house instead.. a voice at the back of my mind that directed me there. I had every intention to go AMK to meet the brothers there but we did indeed talk until it was really late.) and it made me wonder how communication could be the downfall when we obviously still had it going? What else did i try? I tried to ask her out for a movie maybe hoping again then it will bring back some feelings or not so both of us will be more sure whether theres still hope. Everything was going on as plan.. movie on Friday at cine.. dinner after that. Until I failed. I failed when she messaged a couple of hours ago because she didnt think it was a good idea afterall. Yup so that pretty much sums up the rollercoaster of emotions i have been feeling these past few days. Yes brothers i know we guys have been very supportive of this relationship and been behind me all this while. I dont know whats wrong with me. I had everything I want at this point of time. I am on my way to do what i always wanted to do. I never had to worry about not having enough to spend. I have great friends like you guys around. And I had the perfectly loving girl. But i still manage to screw my life up. Am i suffering from depression or something? What the fuck do i have to be depressed about anyway i wonder. I feel so lucky yet unfortunate sometimes. I am gonna sort out my felings sometime, somehow. Okay, thats all for myself from me.

Hb.. brother Hb. Jasper and I always say you are an enigma and really, it isnt just a lame attempt to jiao you back. You probably are my closest friend among all others but sometimes I really cant imagine whats going through your mind. Maybe im just a terrible mind-reader or a fucking lousy brother. But if an ex-girlfriend of yours for 2 yrs also feels the same then perhaps its something real? Yes, im sorry for bringing her up. Brothers please dont hammer me for saying this because im in my 'im-gonna-say-whatever-ceebai-that-comes-to-my-mind' mood. Yes Hb, im gonna share a little story with you. Why I didnt say this earlier was because this just surfaced a couple of days ago and I also dont know how to bring it up but since you mentioned it now. Anyway, its like this.. I was having a conversation with Jennifer and inevitably the subject of Liana and you came up. I was curious and i asked her what actual went wrong on her side of the story. No, it wasnt Leon. At least unless shes lying to Jennifer or Jennifer is lying to me. Guess what, its the magic word again; COMMUNICATION. She claims that you dont share your feelings with her and she doesnt know you well enough despite the 2 years together. Thats why. Im not saying thats a valid reason because what the fuck is a relationship about if its not about finding out more about the other party right? But the point here is, perhaps you are indeed keeping a little more than neccessary and thats why I say you are an enigma sometimes.

So my conclusion for the day. Communication is the mother of all fuck ups. Yk and Hunter.. go for the girls of your dream. The brothers are always behind you as much as you guys where behind me when I was with Sabrina. But do make sure you address this fucked-up problem of communication. Dont make the same mistake as us who have tried.. and failed.

Its fucking 5a.m. and im having my daily dose of insomnia again. Maybe a shot of Chivas will help. But then again, why not a bottle instead? Cheers bros.

chewbacca is a fucker

hi my brudders,
i guess u're all sleeping soundly now.
i jus woke up. 0230hrs. now at my clerk's place.
no one in his house. not even him.
i fell asleep at his place sia..
cancelled tuition to celebrate ORD of one clerk then end up drink too seh in mess go his house first supposed to go cheeky monkeys after but yah now i cheeky my own cheebye monkey la kanina..
worst thing tt happened is i call home and as usual worried family.
and to make things worst.
i kinda shouted at my mother.
yes.
i did.
WAD DA FUCK IS FUCKING WRONG WITH ME?!
fuck.
i nvr seem to be able to control my temper.. especially recently.
is it the frustrations with the fucking things in our lives now or wad?
fuck man i dunno.
HB, u are urself still man. but fuck i seem to have forgotten how to slow down and relax and fuck care and chill..
man i dunno wad i'm talking.
i think i need to go find the book that brought me back my happiness in OCS period, yea that period with one thing in my mind which troubles me everynite. or rather. one person.
that buddhist book really brought me back to path man.
i think i need to visit the temple this sat.
seriously.. hmm. any of u wanna come along?
if not i will go alone. probably friday evening or sat morning..
anw as usual i haff no luck with girls i think this one i can also forget abt it la.
maybe we should haf a potluck soon la.
at my place or smthg.
ok.
rite now im eating potato chips i stunned from my clerk's fridge and he is still not back!?
cheebye.
my abs were coming out lor.
seriously.. been running like a motherfucker past week or so. then now i drink beer eat chips.
fuck la.

buddha.. save me!
haha..
aiyah.
only i can save myself.
im going to temple.
cya guys.

things change and plans fail. but the brudders 5 will always remain.

yes...communication and the whole package is prob. why until today the silly and some-say-stupid me still got feelings for jo. its not just the online chatting or sms or whatever other fuckforms of means that we can communicate so well. it's also in real life where we fucking feel so happy and comfortable maybe not even having to say a single word too, all of us should know how hard that is to find. in fact, motherfucking hard as chewbacca would put it. and i'm sorry or happy or pypy or jaspy to tell u that yes i still have feelings for that girl. yes i know what u guys are thinking. "fuck la, since when have u stopped this feelings, yeah yeah we've heard it all.." i know brothers... u've seen me through my lovelife, u know how fucking happy and contented i was, i dunno what might turn out in due time or in the future but i mean, u don't just mask those feelings beneath rightZ? and i know maybe deep down u all also might be split within urselfs as to whether i should move on, but its really not easy, if not i would have done that long time ago. but the most impt thing is i know u guys will always support me, and have been telling me to go for what i believe in my heart and likewise support each other, no matter the decisions. so i thank u all for that n wanna say i love u. but having said that, colin, u know how much support we had for u with sabri. so pls fucking make up ur mind, dun play sneaky games... go to her house... then dun meeet us, then tell us meeting but say later and later... wanna go just fucking go. we will be behind u! just cannot stand like the jiao thing the way u handle it. i mean u seriously must know what u want man. u know u had a shit relationship before that, so the choice is yours.

on a lighter note apart from love and relationships, Brother Jack Oh Gim Moh boon, if ure gonna stop being an enigma, then u won't be the jiaokia i've known since sec1 RI sarimbun days when we sat with that stray black dog at the back of the pavilion and camp christine. just that if the feeling is really different then it may not be the right one, either that then need more time lo. and pls get a haircut i hope u have.

ChewBaCCa: i guess i dun need to say much, same old shit again as the army song puts it. well, u may smoke, u may drink, u may be those typical rugger attitude but really, one day, one girl will come la, maybe yan han. oops. i mean yeah. and they willsee through all that and as (was it MeL or whoever) who put it, u may seem something on the outside but inside is a fucking beautiful personality, just like all of us(yeah!)

Hunter: ure just unique and beautiful la. black on the outside but white and as pure and lovely on the inside, like toasted bread with butter. i mean the way u interacted with swee swee jack and me could see that sincerity and niceness man. no facade no mask man. just the weijia we know.

wanker: u gotto keep up this blogging shit man. just how many times have u blogged u ask urself. does this blog even matter to u now anot? just go reflect, not even 1 month's worth of entries know. but i really, and the rest as well, hope u know what u are doing and sort whatever knots out. and stop being so skinny, god, now worse than jack and me. we go chill at ur place soon ok.

to end off...that famous quote:"sometimes...things change...plans fail...but some thigns nv change...true friends(brudders5!) always remain..."
-Author Anonymous(yeah right)

zosters signing off. night.

kanina!

today first fucking tuition. think it went quite well, even if i do say so myself.
not bad lah. dint smoke at all, and things sorta came to me.
KANINA
fucking jack. ah. waited almost one half hours for you. but no lah. not pissed. i know doesnt sound like me to not be pissed. but i really am not.
fuck you all lah... i really am not.
kanina cannot everytime fucking hell the other four of u always think i pissed rite. fuck.
aiya i guess in the end all depend on my mood lah.
as jasper can prob testify.
nway. jack. relax lah. i'm also exactly the same. ok i guess i'm wrong. you should panic now. it's never good news when ur like me. nway. i think. we jst. sorta. jaded. u noe. with the whole relationship thing. when the next one. THE ONE. comes along (and i presume/assume/exhume/gasfumes/fucking fervently pray that we'll know it), then we wont feel like that. we will. feel. different. and. online and off. we will be able to communicate.

anyway.sorta drifted from what i wanted to say i guess.

shall cut and paste.

anyone, ANYONE AT ALL, interested in some wild, out door adventure, trekking in the forest with jst urself and ur frens,
interested to go to mount kinabalu in east malaysia,
3rd sept to 6th Sept.
please contact me. my email's on the right. (schmuardian@hotmail.com)
still have 3 slots left, so if u want grab ur fren too. it's ok if u dunno me, or other ppl. i also only know part of the group. jst come!!! $600, and its very cheap liao!!

contact me!

ok. eh fucker got new girl also neber tell me. kanina. fuck.

aiya fuck lah don wanna blog liao.
good night to you too.
fuck.
can the whole world please jst fuck off now.

help guys help. im still an enigma

alamak...

have u ever gotten those things...like how u can't translate ur online form into real life form...fucking off form man...like how u chat with pple online until so fun..but when u meet them, like have nothing to talk to...

i think..im still an enigma man. i dunno who i am...? oh no bros..pls tell me u guys know who i am..i must go and do more personality tests liao..fuck!!

jack

keep on runnin~

sia la. u guys wont believe it. i ran from my home to novena square today. yes. RAN. FUCKING HELL. anw met up with dong weisheng dehan n zhijun for some green tea n marlboro before going to sheng's house for a piss then run home.
yea i RAN HOME.

haha okay bros im kidding.
the last part dong drove me back la.
eh but i reallie ran to meet them!
SERIOUS. BELIEVE ME LA CHAO CHEEBYE. fuck la bet u all laffing now.
haha.

legs tak boleh tahan sia~!

maybe i go dreamland find swee swee sing song now.
nite fuckers

we are gay.

indeed, some semblance and sense of gay shit in this blog though we know deep down we desire the female species. right hunter? but i'm fucking fucking proud to be one of the 5 shareholders, co-owners, co-bloggers, co-authors of this shit here. like WJ, i'm facing a dilemma as to whether to continue my own blog man haha. this blog is just too addictive. only time will tell if the buzz will fizzle out. maybe soon enough if the rule of 5 is broken, there might be 10 co-bloggers instead if u get what i mean. how cool will that be?

anw its fucking 4am now, i'm still awake, was talking with jo and watching naruto. still got freaking hockey for 3rd div against guards tmr. maybe will play against kailun. ah hem chewbacca. anw... yeah wish me luck. win that and we'll be in the semis.

gdnite u dicks...a brand new day with brand new entries await. can't wait.

zosters.

way to go

yeah man. all the best brothers. this wednesday.
venue: cineleisure.
time: 9.30pm.
event: the island.

be there or be square.

oh, and today, these 3 fucking brudders..1 in army fatigue, the other in pt kit, and another carrying 4 mugs...sneaked around the are-jay campus there...took down some flags...wanted to post some fotos but scared kana caught by police siah...so better not better not...

i just read rockson's blog man..fucking funny!! comparing hookers with housing loans, fucking lan cheow!! that guy's dam funny...

i think maybe if we add more lancheows and chaocheebays into our posts, it'll be ten times more exciting and funny man...

and till today..i know i did this blog up..but sometimes..i can't help feeling a sense of gayness as i am typing this...like, WHAT LAN CHEOW MAN!!

good things comes with patience :)

my dear brudders..
i finallie held out. gonna sleep. reallie pray this sats gonna be good. oh onlie jasper hb know e plan.
paiseh col n wj. we went out to bisham s11 earlier. anw.. im outta here. fuck me.
nite.

that was jst absolutely

fucking funny!

IIO - Rapture

this is one motherfucking old time favourite... enjoy mfs.

La lalala lala lalala lala
La lalala lala lalala lala

The night I laid my eyes on you,
Felt everything around me move
Got nervous when you looked my way
But you knew all the words to say

Then your love slowly moved right in
All this time all my love where you been

Mi amore dont you know
My love I want you so
Sugar you make my soul complete
Rapture tastes so sweet

Mesmerised in every way
Keep me in a state of daze

Your kisses make my skin feel weak
Always melting in your heat

Then I soar like a bird in the wind
Oh I glide as I'm flying through heaven

Mi amore dont you know
my love I want you so
Sugar you make my soul complete
Rapture tastes so sweet
Mi amore dont you know
my love I want you so
Sugar you make my soul complete
Rapture tastes so sweet

La lalala lala lalala lala
La lalala lala lalala lala

Mi amore dont you know
my love I want you so
Sugar you make my soul complete
Rapture tastes so sweet

Mi amore dont you know
my love I want you so
Sugar you make my soul complete
Rapture tastes so sweet

La lalala lala lalala lala
La lalala lala lalala lala

sentosa 2003

sentosa. 2 yrs back. cool pic. nice memories. thank the motherfucker who made e first cam. enjoy the pic assholes.

this was the state weijia was in when he met sweeswee...after 2 sticks of carlsberg..

haha since yk so nostalgic siah, i oso bo bian wanna dig up some old fotos...

check out sick boy J on the right side

er...

dear brothers,

Met a new girl today! really high hopes about this one, she bought me a drink. i mean, tts more than any other girls did before eh. usually they jst ask me to fall out. in a nice way of course. anyway. met jasper and han boon at amk. sadly, yk and col couldn join us.
saw her across the crowded food centre. looking real cool and all, opening bottles of joy with a simple flick of her wrists and pouring it out with an experienced twist. perfection. well.
placed out orders and was served... jst.. chatted abit. jasper and hb laughed at my hunting ways again but i beg to defer.. i was jst being friendly man.
nway. one thing led to another. before i knew it, she was holding my hand and singing to the crowd. about my lovely eyes. how sweet!
nway. managed to got her photo. courtesy of jasper. you guys can bask in my glory too.
asked for her name before i left and it's really suiting. her name's swee swee.
and she is one hot rawkin babe man. totally funny and cool. too bad she was so busy man. nvm i'm a regular there anyway so it's not much of a problem. hopefully can meet her daughter too.. ahha

lets go there again soon! and we're all gonna have carlsberg.

regards,
Hunter

p.s. jealous? no lah..... u guys noe me lah huh. haha i'm working on becoming a nice guy man. jst look at the first picture from jasper.. now wasn't that sweeet!

some photos of our sunday-night escapade at the good ol' heartland AMK s11. yes that one with the thin-skin charsiew chee cheong fun and the trusty western food serving delectable delicacies like chicken chop and cutlet, not to forget the same old s11 lemon tea and teh-pengs and for our Hunter Weijia, some bittersweet Carlsberg. don't get jealous now sneaky bro col and kukukuan...u can always type an-angst ridden jealous entry like what WJ did. hahaha.. Wj will provide more details, i will just provide the pics for now. enjoy...

acting all innocent and cutesy but we all know the real hunter in him.

well, see what i mean. but in a more serious tone, this is really one bloody sincere and nice aunty, i mean, xiao jie. really entertained us, joked, sang us a song as she held WJ's hand, and treated us to ji gi, not loko but ji ki Carlsberg.. with such service, the brudders are sure to be back for more. This one's for u la carlsberg Jie!

what more shit can u expect from us man. just the usual brudder nonsense. and look how happy hunter is, shoving his mike into my mouth.









to sign off this prelude to the actual blow-by-blow account by WJ, this is his warning to u..."HUNTER ON THE PROWL!"



he was very happy with this 15 bucks 77th street Tee. well, we are happy for him too! as usual, green again... and yes... pok slippers to complete the thai worker look. hope we made it up to u for yesterday's no show at city hall man brother.

-zosters.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE PLS LEAVE UR NAMES.

guys, i know this a newborn blog and our newfound gay pride for the 5 of us, and i know we can all pretty much guess who are the authors of which entries, but, just to cut short the guessing part and all, please fucking leave ur names my babies. i dunno y la sorry, so vulgar, elsewhere even on my blog i not like that, only with u 4 la fuck, then this vulgar shit gets manifested. sigh. dr. jasper and mr. vulgar brudder...split personality. love u all la.

jaspy

was quite

pissed when you guys were such fuckers last night.
you all know my temper lah.
but the anger melted away reading the blog.
then fucking jealous i missed out on all the fun
you all know my temper lah.
so i'm fucking pissed again.
fuckers.

this is for chewbacca

hey bro, this website is very good. u guys can be very good brudders.

http://rockson.blogspot.com

hahah

code red

eh hello, u gotta play your game man!!

alert red

ji bai si alert red liao.
limpeh really cannot stop thinking of her. kan ni na weak!fuck. fuck! fuckin hell. weights. im coming..

PARA PARA PARA PARADISE~~

hahah. trust me para para paradise can be fucking fun. or rather. FUCKING FUNNY. hahaha. well it was one of those outings where the 4 out of 5 were together.. went to scotts for some dinner b4 the place closes for some residential project. fucking sad man. not tt we go there tt often to miss it... but it somehow our teenage yrs were spent with some memories there.. pasta mania dates with rgs girls and rugger/track n field/judo/badminton/bowling dinner sessions after trgs.. sigh. fuck them for tearing it down man. aniwae.. after dinner we walked to cine with the intention of catching THE ISLAND and maybe a peep of scarlett johansson's boobs.
cine. fucking crowded with punks all ard as usual. POSs. counter was full of popcorns and shitheads queueing up for tickets.. probably catching THE ISLAND too.. cept maybe with different objectives from ours. anw. we ended up not buying any tix cos the timings were too fucked up. as we were disillusioned and getting convinced tt maybe finally the world no longer belongs to the brudders something caught our attention..

*sway left sway right shake head up down left rite to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*

"WAH SONG AH!"

para para dance REMIX.

a crowd had gathered watching this guy dancing on the platform of the dance machine.
if u haven seen one of those machines man u haven seen the world...
there were abt.. lemme count with my pubes.. okay ard 3 macho facho faggots those typical skinny fucking cheebyes hogging the machine. filled with finesse and style, they mesmerised the crowd with their moves. once again.. behold.


*sway left! sway right! shake head up down left rite! to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*


so curiosity sparked off in our ageing hearts as we sat down over some spilt coke and watched in amazement..

HOW CAN ANY MOTHERFUCKER NOT LAFF AT THEM!?!?!?!?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK LA SERIOUSLY FUCKING FAGGOTTY LAAAAAA
CHAO CHEEBYE

pardon me for the outburst but u gotta be there to witness the fucking gay moves man..

okay lets change targets..
waiting patiently beside the machine were this bunch of 14-15 yr olds dressed j-pop style. fucking hell. they were cool man. serious. when they finally got their turn..

*take slipper off. dance barefoot. i shake my ass like i dun give a hoot. look like chicken look like duck. i jus hope they dun think i look like fuck*

woohoo.. *applause*

fucking hell.
as tho looking at the ah bengs dance wasnt enuff.
these fucking young punks kanina HOW YOUNG!?
tatoo scorpion on the back, dress like AH MAH and still got baby fats.
put on make up try to look mature, end up dun even look like girl!

fucking cheebye. makes us wonder why their parents werent as strict as ours..
hmm.. then again.. i tink it might not be too bad being in their shoes la..
at least can dance wit no worries~!

*take slipper off. dance barefoot. i shake my ass like i dun give a hoot. look like chicken look like duck. i jus hope they dun think i look like fuck*

okay.. seriously.enuff. i had enuff. we were turned off by the sexy young punks. so much so tt we actuallie were chanting for the ah bengs to come back.
we did. i swear. no joke.

" KIM MOH! KIM MOH! KIM MOH!"

with the set of teeth used for the pictures on the cigarette packs, he smiled at our undying chantings of his exquisite name, and once again took his place on the platform.

*sway left! sway right! shake head up down left rite! to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*

okay.
enuff.
we left.

selegie tao huay we headed for.
on the cab one of the golden quotes up running for quote of the year was born.
" actuallie look at us! we are fucking good catches lor.. i think jus no luck la. fuck."

standard dose of one SIO one LENG and one CHIN CHOW DRINK followed by a piss in the back alley drain and some photos along the wae to city hall before home.

well. i guess its a good outing afterall. no island. no scarlett boobs.
at least we were shown a glipse of paradise. sorry weijia for all tt u missed out.
this is for u!

para para paradise...
LONG LIVE PARA PARA!

*take slipper off. dance barefoot. i shake my ass like i dun give a hoot. look like chicken look like duck. i jus hope they dun think i look like fuck*

*sway left! sway right! shake head up down left rite! to the beat to the beat*
*move my hands like a fucking faggot flick my hair like i haf no dick but boobs yea*

cheers~

saturday 23rd July 2005

hi all motherfuckers out there. another saturday. brudders5 scattered everywhere. hb n col playing some soccer at NUS. weijia probably burning another sat at the padang. jasper playing xbox in my room now. which leaves me here to update the hunter again. fucking helluva day sia. haha. jasper trying to figure out how to play "brothers in arms" hahaha. funny cock. hahah now hb jus called and we're headed to col's place for GOD knows wad reason. anw. fuck it. im outta here. suck at blogging. cheers~
anw enjoy the pic guys.. hehe.

good old daes :)

WE ARE THE ANSWERS

hahah well done my brudders.
wad haf u all done man?! this must be either HB or jasper's gay idea..
now im a half fuck blogger too haha..
anw lets go china squre this sunday morning!
steady ah?
going back to office now.. typing this in the mess haha.
cheers~

The 2nd milestone of the brudders5. This seals our fate then.

since all of u have spoken, its bound to be my turn sooner or later. how fucking pleasantly surprised i was at this gayshit idea of either hb or wanker's. Yk it definitely wasn't my suggestion though i've long thought about something like this. fucking gay shit this is as usual for us 5 but i say helluva sweet this is.

anw, this is our 2nd milestone. u 4 mustbe wondering what the 1st milestone was...well it sure has to be that the rule of4 or rather, the rule of 5 was broken at last! HAHAHAHHAHAHA. finally, all 5 of us are single all at once!... this never happened at any point in the last few years so i guess lets cherish this stag-hood.

hb or wj or col must be wondering what the hell i've been up to recently. ask me out for dinner but i rather have dinner at home. fuck la, the truth of the matter is that as always, u know the shitty immune system i have...yes i fell sick again... the bloody cough did not go away, had to take double antibiotics. and got some shit rashes infection on my left hand,fucking gross shit that i will show u guys soon. cheebye. HAHAa... anw i miss u all man. like so much. -muacksz-

JASPY

leave ur fucking names!!

yes fucks,

i cudnt tell if the last post was from weijia or YK cos i've never talked to yk online before and it just sounds weird..

anyway, had a good dinner out with hunter today, met hamid and nurul at amk food centre..nice place to date siah..i think we shud bring our dates there next time..confirm last long long man!

wahlao, just think about it..tiongbahru charsiew rice plus satays...

ok see u guys

how cool is this?

very cool i say.
yeah man sorry i haven seen all of you for so long..
and... no lah i got no prey in sight now. everyone escaped long ago haha
i'm jst an old toothless lion now.
nway jst logged in to take a look, i'm off to the pad liao. SIGH.
but seriously, its all been quite fun.

i can only gather as much from that post that it was colin..

yes guys, i hope u guys enjoy the pic and the cheena counter i got on the top right..
yup col more or less described our day oredi..

can't wait for our next hunt man..how about balmoral what say u?

blissed out

hb

We have our own blog!

How exciting now that the brudders have our very own blog. First time blogging as compared to veteran bloggers Hb, Hunter n Gryphon. Anyway, fucking shagged now la. Carlifornia Fitness with Hb this evening.. the place is great man.. damn big n well equipped. Never Never have to wait for people taking their own sweet time while you are just trying to complete that last set of whatever so that you can move on to another exercise. Better make use of our 2 week pass while we having hols man. And as for the rest of the brudders who are busy with organising our countrys' Bday party this August.. lets meet up as soon as the workload lightens man. Ita been sucha long time since the 5 of us got together. Havent seen hunter for an especially long time man. Cant wait to find out whos your latest prey. Anyway, my home is a good hunting ground for your special tastebuds man.. just ask Hb why. Okay la.. tmr driving again at 8a.m. Better sleep now before i get kan by the kan ni na instructors.